Finished Folds (1601—1620)
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1Point? John Cleese poked fun at the cult, saying women 's brains were like swiss cheese. Shark Lady, three years later, threatened to have him murdered for making such comments.
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5Cottage next door, including Allen Ginsburg and Jack Kerouac. The legendary acid tripping was in the headlines, causing my parents to groan with disgust. I never did any drugs!
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5By Christmas 2016, it was a best seller. Three years was all it took for Meat Lady to undergo a sex change operation and father Meat Baby #1. The latter was the kid from hell. All
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4And I dared not hint I knew about Shark Lady and Shark Man watching the rerun three years later. My fangs were long gone by then, but they still had theirs. Dr. Wikid listened to a
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3And gave him the panda, who had taken a sleeping pill and asked if they would be satisfied with that. The policeman said yes. The panda wasn't even mine and I didn't know hinamee
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3It to the old horse hooks. Unfortunately, the horses ran away and so did her suitcase. Samantha pondered how to fold this line without calling in Det. Manatee and the sea monkeys.
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3Package of ramen noodles to live on whilst I paid for a one year membership. My mum thought I was crazy. "Do you still eat meat? You know we have a feast every weekend." I listened
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4His breath a mile away. The women gravitated towards him. This guy was nothing special, really. Just another dude at the bar. He creeped me out. Literally. I couldn't breathe well.
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3Three years later, Sharon was in the cast of "Dumbed Down Survivors" and lived on an island. Cannibalism was the new normal after the economic collapse that began in 2016. Slippery
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0That was easy if you were dead. None of the living souls would recognise. Even the clock went backwards now. There was no reversing this. The fans knew nothingwhatsoever as planned
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1Still alive three years later, and had ferreted out much information for patrons. They were rewarded with their own house. This was a work of art only ferrets could make out of
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2Was on this block that sold princesstarta and pickled herring. The smorgasbord was found here and nowhere else in town. Erickson's Deli had a Christmas window display year round.
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2The running of the Bulls was particularly bloody that year. Benny the Bull met his match and gored Sir Alfred Bingham in 3:12, a new record. The poor sod found Benny could chop off
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1The wrapping on the rutabaga family inside the crate. Mr. Rutabaga jumped out first, saying "Hiya!' and introduced his family. There were some taro roots ready to cook that night.
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5Ver let the root soldiers go into combat until they had uniforms and pesticide proof gear. Lt. Potatohead was a genius at military strategy, assisted by Sgt. Rutabaga. 2016 was the
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1You tell a bank clerk you have a gun, will they believe you?" The next line of this story will reveal the answer. There is a top secret procedure for managing a bank I dare not
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1Marlboros were all he ever smoked and they hadn't killed him yet. Patrick Stewart smoked Camels. The sherriff smoked stinky Havana cigars. I sneezed so much I left the country. Now
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2Thinking when you smoke that stinky weed?" I asked. Mountain Girl answered, "This is the nest I have looked for all my life. There were six eggs she was sitting on. These were all
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2Who only walk backwards. They robbed Banco Popular backwards and got extra cash from the teller that has also vanished." Dr. Dog arrived and did a breathalizer test, backwards. He
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2Studio1-4 was popular with the Goombas since 1973. The Pregolagos were performing this particular night. The lead vocalist was dressed as a parrot. He was a real life parrot!