Finished Folds (161—180)
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1The chimp rolled all over Manhattan and crushed all the buildings inhabited by robots. Robochimps were supposedly more docile and required less monkey chow. Suddenly, it was very
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1Muffy was adopted by the residents of the Green House, where she killed 3,848 mice. Snookums killed only 2,693 mice in the same one year period. He was nonetheless awarded a prize.
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1The wrong end of a gun. The king of Wotan intervened and substituted a concealed automatic weapon. It was getting dangerous by the Lawrence viaduct. Pedestrians were routinely the
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2Herself to be so strong. It must have been Viking bloodlines that produced generations of warriors when the empire was collapsing. Then she read about the hunger games and thought,
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2Uncle Wotan and his brother Thor taught me everything I needed to know. Being from the earth meant my brother and me were destined to be shepherds. It beat a regular job anytime.
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3Just the fact I was dead tired? Merlin and his nephew Aladdin were continuing to provide volts and jolts. I told them to stop, I wanted to sleep. Finally they got the message. Whew
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11Maybe my nightmares could became bestselling fiction. Doc had read all the Twilight books and realised if that trash can be so successful, why not try it himself? We thought up a
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11How could Spider woman have never heard of Rooibos? She apparently hadn't been to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's lately. She preferred coffee, black with no sugar. Hobgoblin was
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4And put the radio on. "Running Down A Dream" played, and I suddenly remembered something from 1989. I was going through a divorce then and heard that song while eating bean soup.
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2Live in bungalow #7 in the old business district. Our sundries shop was patronised by none other than the great man himself, wearing a gorilla suit. King Kong requested several
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2Ure he was telling the truth. George Ure the urban survivalist would be able to tell me almost 3-1/2 years after the massacre whether or not my captor was a raptor or rapper.
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3Im while driving in a 55mph zone, daring the police to arrest them for driving while blind. Officer Carl, the mayor, used all his cosh to pursue these Russian sailor wannabes.
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2Adigm. Adigm was the latest business venture for my uncle's real estate conglomerate. Adigm and Debbie collaborated on creating a cake from organic sources such as the local heroes
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2They demanded their money back but it was too late. My pet tiger, Tony, mauled them and his cousin, a leopard changed his spots simultaneously. Tony's spots looked great on his
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2He wanted to be the one who sold the most hot dogs on opening day. Instead a hot named Frank ate him alive and retaliated for the excessive heat used when cooking. The bill was
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3And the Turtles sang "Happy Together" in a capella style. Being the seventh folder meant playing with words in such a way the Teenage Mutants wouldn't ruin a good song by taking it
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0I applauded his sense of puns. Dr. Goodfeel and Dr. Feelgood were identical twins. I was fooled by their leprochaunlike Irish blarney. They owned Blarneystone Books too. I bought a
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1Love in the age of robots was the subject of an article in a magazine I spotted at the railway station. The Spanish Inquisition would have been child's play compared to the rituals
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4Jewels revealed she ate only organic food, and Jules asked if she didn't waste precious money on something that flew out the window and raised the household expenses. She broke a
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4The roots of all evils off against each other, in a globally televised competition? Why else are humans fond of gladiators in the Hunger Games? There is no other explanation I can