Finished Folds (1781—1800)
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3The moment K3R3 arrived, a David Bowie lookalike greeted him. The doppelganger wore a dapper pink shirt and his hair was perfect. "Hiya!", the doppelganger said as they shook hands
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3This was taken to be a sign of involvement with the Illuminati by researchers watching the footage. Freegan was a member of Bohemian Grove. This increased his following, but also
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3Determined there was one way to pronounce "fnords". His Holiness had to accept reality. The Swiss Guard was from the Fnords and knew the secret routes. This made a huge difference!
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3His remaining teeth grew wings and flew out of his mouth. They didn't even say goodbye! Within 3 seconds they had vanished. He called Dr. Quark about dentures and they were ordered
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5And taunting him. Six Tigermen were lurking nearby, hidden into the bushes. They were expert hunters, but the size of domestic cats. The little tigers were watching Det. Manatee as
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2You don't need to be coy Roy, just listen to me. Just drop off the key Lee and set yourself free. There are fifty way to leave your lover. Paul Simon watched the stage production.
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5Said she forgave him. War was successfully averted, by a cat's whisker. Putin was relieved but remained skeptical. Shark Lady and Shark Man were the target of paper airplanes.
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2Nguyen had a pack of 555 cigarettes, bought cheaply. His friend, Minh, also had 555 cigarettes. That meant a total of 1,110! The black market flourished in Saigon and its suburbs.
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1Want me to twerk this b**ch!" Miley Cyrus, three-and-a-half years later realised she and Halsey were soulmates. This was to prove problematic, as Halsey was "tri-bi", whatever that
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3Was less than fifty pages and no gobbledygook. His rival 's employe handbook was 2,578 pages of gobbledygook. It definitely saved trees. Putin valued Russian evergreens, jealously.
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5Mushroom #4 was about human induced madness and its discontents. Mushroom #9 was about cows and why they are still sacred. Mushroom #1 was about the futility of war. And so forth.
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2Bernice was fired as principal and replaced with Electric Monk #12. EM12, as he called himself loved hiphop and skateboarding. This guy was wildly popular. Students loved him.
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3Plasticene Horse Bar and Grill, I went to the bee hive I was born in as a worker. The Queen asked where I had been, and I said flying by the seat of my pants. The Queen got the pun
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4And eulogised her. Tinfoil hats became all the rage. The pope wore one as well, in Agnes's memory. The pope bought a Harley Davidson and realised he needed a helmet. He bought one.
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1The Electric Monks were eager to open the boxes. They smelled of lavendar. BOOM! They opened themselves. The knives were retracted. Being Chinese made they were cheap and flimsy.
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4The Plasma Philosopher had just bought a laptop and was on the same Snapchat as the Quarks of the Abbey. Niels Bohr taught the freshman class of 2020, and didn't use a laptop, ever
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7Mr. Bat himself, took over and sang "Three Blind Mice". Melville understood the joke. Hitman Anders had completely changed his lifestyle. Now he was, like Melville, a mouse. Karma,
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0The imploding lithium battery. Jack looked flabbergasted but walked out of the room. Anne just took a swig of Absolut. Then Jack brought an axe...oh oh, Anne thought, so she ran
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1The imploding lithium battery. Jack looked flabbergasted but walked out of the room. Anne just took a swig of Absolut. Then Jack brought an axe...oh oh, Anne thought, so she ran
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2I had cat's paws and was growing a fur coat, part grey and part white. My nose and whiskers were white. My tail was grey. My back paws were white...and front paws grey. I felt glad