Finished Folds (1821—1840)
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4Woab was the one who understood this best and actually had a map, from 1925, that was still usable. Hoos Drug Store was long gone, but Einstein's Bagels was there. I liked bagels.
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2And some four years later was still fuming at Obama's terrible skills as a comedian. He stopped listening to any of this rubbish out of sheer disgust. Time for Russian coffee!
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4The TDD Bar served 40 different lagers, but she couldn't stand any of them. She liked glogg and sangria. Her cat sniffed them but that was enough for her cat. She sneezed ten times
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3I was lactose intolerant, which sucked. This stuff looked nasty but tasted pretty good. Amazing. Such is life when you cannot tolerate gluten or lactose. Whole Foods is a good
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4John Lennon was fooling around with recording equipment from decades ago when this unreleased track was recorded. He was also a bit stoned. Now it sounds absolutely marvelous.
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1Lady Gaga spotted the meat cleaver she needed and asked us how much we were selling it for. It was not for sale, but Lady Gaga could carry it home in her green van. Imagine that!
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3For the politically correct bullshit that passed for news some four years after this story was started. The Oxemites were blamed for the collapse of western culture as we knew it.
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2In the frozen molasses that covered the whole downtown area. The Great Molasses Flood was the first since 1919. Deliveries to grocery stores were made by UFO which landed on roofs.
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1The demand for mustard skyrocketed when the ketchup supply dwindled. Dogsup, created by John Cage, was marketed as a substitute for ketchup, and demand caught up finallgy, when the
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2January 2013 saw the Dark Age begin, announced by the dragonmen who numbered 4,582,854 in 2016. The Bureau of Statistics offered no explanation for the mutation of goats who were
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4Chase of the seven legged goats. One goat had five mouths. It was a sad day for the normal goats, who stayed in the basement for sixteen years and six months. It reeked of DDT. Not
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3The yogis refused to have these clowns because politicians were banned from riding elephants. Ganesh himself decreed politicians had to be reeeducated before they could be admitted
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1Who had vanished five years ago was a reminder of how the Giant Red Tiger still ruled the back yards, where they had families of weeds that grew four years later
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1After February 1, 2013. The wasted moments performed were ballatidyingly beautiful. The cats kicked a field goal to take the lead, for good.
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2Fold these almost finished stories, numbering about 1906.
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3Go marching in" and leaving green mangoes for the kitchen gods. You couldn't fool the kitchen gods, who were disguised as pineapples, unknown to Queen Beatrice. King Ubu was happy
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1Though Riot Fest had begun. The flaming lips had sunk 583 ships and were out to sink 1000. Henrietta and Detiks were attendees. The flaming lips grew in size, until they measured
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0She now weighed 325 pounds and was bald. So she wore wigs, one of which was fire engine red. She wore it in public and the bus driver wanted her to stop distracting other passenger
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2Mr. Ebb and Mr. Flow were equally adept with handling the payroll." Indeed, Mr. Ebb and Mr. Flow were doppelgangers for Mr. Moon and Mr. Sun, who spoke Korean fluently. The second
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6Noticed the physical similarities between them and Sir Frank Kermode. That intellectual looking face could not be fooled. Hans and Gretel were considered geniuses with a 200 IQ.