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  peace arrived and claimed that the whole process was littered with emissions. So they decided to crreate a new formula by

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  2011-03-18 12:29:31

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  rinse womens bridge club & man, they could move! Who knew that knitting needles could be such a potent weapon. He shrieked again & ran for the

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  2011-03-17 13:32:10

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  They muttered the three words down the phone line that I really didn't want to hear. "Remember, inflatable

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  2011-03-16 13:35:50

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  pushed gently on his nostril three times. The unmistakable aroma of warm treacle filled the air and six gorgeous ladies threw themselves at his feet. This smellaround was great! He

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  2011-03-15 12:41:41

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  t-shirt said pilot! How ridiculous would a pilot look with a black eye-patch? Only one solution! I'd have to change the

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  2011-03-14 13:22:21

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  The myth had started thousands of years ago. But this yellow trail of saliva would surely prove that Oscar of Trent was a real being. They decided to set a trap by mixing oregano

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  2011-03-11 11:54:21

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  the local zoo. Surprisingly the bear did no more than high five him & then started to perform some weird, heavy-footed, bear dance. Then I saw another ghost only this time it was

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  2011-03-10 12:00:52

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  feathers in my hair, stop plucking the chickens. But where did the mysterious musk come from? I decided to consult a

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  2011-03-09 11:32:58

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  But hiding inside Cher's skin was great cover until she spoke. The gruff voice gave him away. So he hopped out of her body and instead morphed into

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  2011-03-08 12:10:26

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  adding a chicken's toenail was far more concerning. Who even knew whether chicken's had a toenail and they were not going to be best pleased at losing it. He opened the

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  2011-03-07 11:43:50

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  and burst into an impromptu karaoke version of 'Are you lonesome tonight'. The audience loved it. She kicked off her shoes and started to

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  2011-03-04 12:14:22

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  that he was 65 years old. One fatal dosey-doo resulted in a sickening crack & he collapsed into a heap on the ground. The dancers seemed to ignore him, instead incorporating his

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  2011-03-03 12:10:04

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  patronizing her with little, snide explanations. Claudette felt the glow in her cheeks as Devon came a little closer and she had to rush out of the room muttering something about

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  2011-03-02 12:21:07

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  tipped his hat, smiled sweetly and spat a piece of corn from his mouth that pinged nicely into the trash can. He decided to open the peace negotiations by singing

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  2011-03-01 12:29:20

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  stragglers from the back room and enhanced the offer with a free glitter lipstick. Hands flew in the air like startled pigeons and the World trip was back on. The lucky girl was

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  2011-02-28 11:48:07

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  This was ridiculous, you didn't get earthquakes in the south of England. But as the earth cracked around her, Roberta realised that this was no earthquake. This was a

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  2011-02-25 14:32:19

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  he landed in a particularly thorny holly bush. A passing dog swished its tail & kindly retrieved each of his limbs. The oddest thing then happened, the dog grew

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  2011-02-25 12:16:02

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  I carelessly slung it in a rug & rolled it up. A cliche from a bad crime novel maybe, but nobody gave it a second glance. I drove to the

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  2011-02-24 11:42:21

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  be awake again, dreams were such comforting places to be. He plucked up the courage to leave the house and he hopped on the first bus to

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  2011-02-23 12:45:10

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  the talk of the town. The queue was literally 200 in length most days and small children were taken there for birthday treats. Elaine was a baking success &

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  2011-02-22 11:41:56