Finished Folds (21—40)
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6run the hundred meters with flippers and handcuffs. I was good at sports & could sing, but this was ridiculous. I decided to cheat the system by
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1battle as she lay face down in the empty pool with blood trickling down her
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4Well that's easy for you to say replied Derek. Clearly the language tuition was paying off, now for the next part of the plan. He would call
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5they all drew a random card from a deck, held hands sitting round a table and said the magic words that would reveal the magic ingredient. Gordon Ramsey, hocus pocus, top chef, eat
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6Roberta had always considered budget airlines to be safe, but as they plummeted towards the mountain, she yelled out
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2and tall trees of furniture. His whiskey had been spiked. He started to see lucid green pot plants and the doors looked like giant cricket bats that weaved from side to side. He
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1lit a swan vesta directly from his cheek bone, blew a perfect smoke ring and gave the answer to his proposal directly to his face. He smiled, raised a charred eyebrow and said
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3offering his services at the latest five star hotel. They turned their nose up at his appearance, but one fart and punters were poring through the door ordering a full fried
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2seemingly, plummeted towards the mountain range. Not even my guardian angel could save us now. I took a deep breath and despairingly leapt out of the
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4Still, we could always revive a dodgy 1970's pop band and wouldn't even be given a second look. But the members of the asylum looked concerned. We would have to
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7the Ohio state band appeared round the corner. The tune they were playing changed everything. The sweet, melodic tones were unmistakable. It was
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3went out of her as a Pygmy with a bandanna filled the airwaves with a particularly painful Celine Dion ballad. She was surely doomed in the jungle until suddenly,
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4Vera Lynn played violin & Al Capone loved big trombones. Yep. disabling these musical rhymes was gonna be tough. Bored with his harpsichord, he decided to enlist the help of a
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4of Landoon were a distant descendant of the Cybermen. More like lycramen to the casual eye but had the most vicious
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3Munich. How the hell was I going to get to a German hospital in 8 hours. Only one answer, hire a
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4body into a postage sack. But on his way to dumping it into the river, he bumped into the one person with the one item of clothing he was desperately trying to avoid. It was Mr
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8just stamped hard on the skin to release both the juice & a $2 million dollar work of art. Picasso knew his art & from the fruit bowl, picked a
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3let out a very strange noise that seemed to emit from his very inside. Gramps could smell out an unhooked bikini from 200 yards. He walked along the sand towards
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3get themselves noticed, head above the rest, the ultimate tweet, the ultimate status symbol. He dug deep into his vocabulary & came up with this brilliant tweet.
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8But once got caught in that retainer, only a pair of industrial pliers could do the trick. But Jaws was still an icon & entertained all Bond fans at the retirement home by