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  take toothpaste for granted. Freshness earns a thousand smiles and would assist his search for World domination. Only one thing for it, head for the

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  taekwondo that did it. Man those martial arts burn the calories and she looked smokin' in a head band. Still, dentistry is to be taken seriously and off she went, heading for the

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  2011-01-18 18:46:19

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  firstly, who had taken his pencil sharpener. THAT ISN'T FUNNY he cried out loud. Secondly, he had tripped over whilst climbing the stairs and ripped his

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  2011-01-18 18:41:14

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  it was magic! As I waved it above my head there was a sudden puff of smoke, a pink light and a genie appeared in a lime green wetsuit. What is your wish he

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  2011-01-18 18:37:15

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  quite frankly weren't up to it. Sure, they could chop and dice but canning was a job too far. So they brought out their number one talent

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  2011-01-18 18:32:28

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  make him stir. It wasn't as if the three guys had brought presents hat a baby could use. Had they never heard of finger puppets? Guess who turned up next? It was

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  2011-01-18 18:29:37

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  They had painted nails and a cackling laugh that could floor a wild animal from 200 paces. But man could they hunt and this was proven when

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  2011-01-18 18:27:35

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  towards an open-mouthed group of Japanese tourists who had wandered into the wrong building. But down it fell revealing

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  2011-01-18 18:25:32

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  Roberta awoke with a start. She found herself in the middle of a lake on a small boat with no oars. Her only possessions were a can of pilchards, a straw hat and a foot pump. She

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  2011-01-18 18:14:00

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  hasn't appeared on a TV talent show. I could hardly contain my pride. I took a deep breath & exclaimed

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  2011-01-18 18:11:00

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  bull rode over the horizon leading an undiscovered tribe of apache to a water hole. His energy was still raging and he fled to

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  2011-01-18 18:09:21

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  Although thinking again, he decided that spilling ketchup down a new shirt is almost as upsetting. He quickly fired up the

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  2011-01-18 18:07:06

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  that was a relief as he'd lost the other hand in a motorbike accident. Alice stirred and started to

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  2011-01-18 18:05:21

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  had mastered the double axel. She usually landed in a heap on the ice & once she squashed a small

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  2011-01-18 17:19:42

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  was an ideal cover at the celebrity wedding of the year. As he quaffed his third glass of bubbly, he was approached by the famous

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  2011-01-18 13:02:39

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  The voting was over & that thankfully, would be the last time he would see a politician locally for about 5 years.

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  2011-01-18 12:48:02

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  kittens. I have half a dozen friends willing to take them off my hands. Imagine how my standing will increase at the local

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  2011-01-18 12:32:31

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  you have to look after it at home for six weeks until we can shift it. Cover it with a sheet & hide it in the

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  2011-01-18 12:11:33

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  Roberta had heard enough. He wanted a spicier relationship, she'd give him a spicier relationship. She decided to add some chilli to his

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  2011-01-18 12:08:44

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  Great! Roberta's boyfiend had given her a pet monkey and no animals were allowed in her building. OInly one place to hide it. In the

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