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  taking up origami. Think of the waster that dog would produce & man they could come up with some wicked patterns. But another idea came to mind. They would buy some

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  2011-02-21 12:10:22

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  trees should be private property. I mean, they grow by themselves, nobody owns them. I decided to carry on & climbed a barbed wire

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  2011-02-18 11:34:04

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  is as fragile as it would be had it been created from matchsticks. Still an overwhelming urge to leap into the sea overtakes me and

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  2011-02-17 11:42:15

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  her head around the door & a bolt went clean through her neck. This was going to take a bit of explaining; Having already repulsed her, she tried to explain by showing

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  2011-02-16 12:24:47

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  be giving off a strnge smell. It was then she noticed the faint fumes of blue smoke wafting into her peripheral vision. She collapsed into a

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  2011-02-15 12:07:20

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  a small fortune if taken to auction. Instead he decided to put it into his pocket. Andy knew exactly what his next move would be, he'd go to the

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  2011-02-14 08:54:08

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  I became a vet. Sure, I found the animals annoying but I had an uncanny ability to heal anything with 4 legs. In no time at all there were otters, dogs, hippos, geese &

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  2011-02-11 07:12:50

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  Not only that, but the food had gone, the cutlery had gone, his wife had gone, all the love had gone. Only one explanation,

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  2011-02-10 07:25:20

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  suggested a Motown evening with no expense spared. Maybe the rhythm got her, but when the test tube broke & the golden jelly sloshed on the floor, there was a real danger of

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  2011-02-09 07:17:16

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  resulted in a shiver running straight up her spine. How could they make such callous demands, she she approach the police. Somewhat stupidly, she put on her crash helmet and headed

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  2011-02-08 07:02:39

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  But what was the point? He was as bald as a billiard ball & the no hair stylist would be any good. He decided to compensate by visiting the local

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  2011-02-07 07:21:45

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  Mind you, she probably thinks my e-watching of Bednobs & broomstikcs weird. But I mean, how do they hold their breath under water for so long? I posed this question to my wife

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  2011-02-06 09:03:03

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  only a small puddle. But before long it had spread & a whole bus queue of people were doing the tinkler in front of the passing traffic. This could go global if only

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  2011-02-05 17:36:25

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  started to stir. Maybe steling a kidney wasn't the route to take after all. New techniques had allegedly been invented to remove all organs & a pateints personality simply by

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  2011-02-04 07:26:41

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  unwrap the next level of the parcel. Honestly, this game gets so tedious after 2 turns. But suddenly, the stain started to burn and they all frantically

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  2011-02-03 07:29:19

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  But the chocolate craving would not go away. The desire was unbearable and her feet automatically led her to

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  2011-02-02 10:03:15

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  However, unoriginal mad cow disease was spreading like wild fire. All cattle in the Channel islands were breaking out in little res spots and itching like crazy. Problematic when

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  2011-02-01 07:16:01

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  that hidden underneath the layers of flab, was the most extraordinary body part I'd ever seen. Not one, not two, but three strange shaped

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  2011-01-31 09:17:12

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  Was it a desperate attempt to hold on to his childhood or was he hiding a different secret? The fact that he kept 2 reindeer in the garden should have been the clue. I decided to

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  2011-01-30 07:38:12

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  free toothbrushes for all people under the age of 25. With fresh breath, this unwarranted bitterness would ease away, not to mention the

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  2011-01-29 14:50:42