Finished Folds (41—60)
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2Nan normal people really nomprehend what it must be line to live without an essential nonsonant sound, to have it nonsistently replaced by the letter "n"? Ban in Nape Nod, Nen
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4the envy of Twiddles the Tongue-less Razorblade Swallower. She marveled at my sauerkraut skates & would have licked her lips if she could. Twiddles had two
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2I myself were sane, or whether my better judgement had been scrambled in this shuffling of logic. For instance, was the meter-maid before me actually a rhinoceros, or
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3mouth. In fact, he could still taste the cop. The yuletide tasering had caused convulsions which resulted in his taking a large bite out of the officer's
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3"squeeze-the-yak." No... 7 & a half minutes was just enough time to save the planet. Yak-squeezing would have to wait. She removed her lead spiked panties & folded them into
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0& Martha Stewart rolled into one intolerably opinionated hick. Jesus is also fond of puppy tracks in fresh cement, with little bits of their fur
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2severed gorilla nipples in his nostrils. This made it difficult to chew the stew of cactus roots & breathe at the same time. The military was serious about hardening him for Libya,
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3wiggle a bit inside my lederhosen & begin involuntarily to do that quaint Bavarian foot & fanny slapping dance, just to prove what becomes of trendy things over time. I burned my
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3regurgitation of the season, & as he wiped the remnants of psychedelic twinkie puke from his chin, he regarded the octopus cows in the rear-view mirror. How very innocent
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2she tried slicing the ham radio, layering the slices with cheese & mustard on rye bread. The child she had kidnapped would not eat the crunchy, metallic sandwich, but rewired it
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2I mimed getting out of costume & makeup, mimed goodnight to the stage-manager. Then I mimed standing in the subway, pitching back & forth on the way home. My dog mimed licking me &
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2the ironing of socks & underwear, the sorting them according to color & day of the week, were too much for her. She decided to murder her husband, sorting his body parts into
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1colon & asked whether I meant for them to be up there. Honestly, I still can't recall how those ballbearings ended up there, but I told Charlie just to leave them & check my piston
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5damnable dandy, capable nonetheless of tossing Dawn 80 feet into the air & catching her, quite delicately, with his antlers. Dan's furry antlers were the result of Zuni experiments
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3we, the unbelieving masses, might come to worship him, kneeling before statues of him, replacing our accustomed holidays with feast days devoted to his monstrous appetite for
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3Poor Ebert gulped twice & winced painfully, at which point his head exploded like a kernel of popping corn. Hawking's computer voice boomed through the theater, demanding butter &
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1Truth be told, a respectable troll will waive the toll entirely if the traveler allows the troll to finger his or her
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1in Bangladesh had fleas, plenty of them, having sworn off western hygiene in favor of that crusty armor of grime & bacteria which accumulates after years of practicing dentistry in
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2cut off your cock & balls!" As for myself, faced with such a life & gender altering decision, I'd run away very quickly indeed & hide all sharp objects. But then, one must consider
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5we had a quota for spigot-licking & midget-humping. Good times. These days I still enjoy depicting alien genitalia, more discretely though. Hidden pictures, you see - find the dick