Finished Folds (61—80)
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4delectable. Scabs such as these were prized by hamster foodies the world over. He licked his lips & sniffed the air for more of that peculiar odor of dried bodily fluids &
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2have the tail of it, at least, dry-cleaned before the Festersburg Fertility Days Parade & Fun-faire. She loved playing a sperm at these public gatherings. The 50-foot ovum would be
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5that the deceased would certainly smell better in death than in life. This was meant to elicit laughter, not the hail of rocks & shoes that the funeral attendants launched at his
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1the undead mini-wheatlings into a fetid, milky paste that ran down my face & stung my eyes. Where had these cereal zombies come from, & couldn't they have chosen a more interesting
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1loved the cute retching sounds Michelle made as she spilled her sweet vomit onto his belly. But by morning the muck had dried into a sort of candy coating that removed his hair. He
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7father's funeral procession, but that didn't stop Sparky from hiring a troupe of freaks, jugglers, & carnies. Sparky programmed the lights in sync with the electrocution seating
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2airplanes or a nice cabernet. These ladies had been knitting since childhood & couldn't abide an upstart like Claude showing up their scarves & sweaters with his knitted banjos &
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1the trick. The mouse liked puzzles. Just follow the map, he thought. Don't mind the humans with their enormous feet crashing down all around, missing him by a whisker. One last bit
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1The child's crayon drawing depicted what appeared to be her own parents, headless, with a demon -- was it Spongebob? -- sucking on the severed heads. The school psychologist had
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4Lady Smithson swore to Jupiter that she herself had taken tea with the Phantom, just down Aisle 13 from the Smithson's, over in "Children's Cosmetics." She insisted the Phantom was
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3chanted, "Beware the tawdry tumult of the rich / It leaves the sucker sulking in a ditch / No matter that he can't tell which is which / Our mom may be a sow, but she's a
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3statuettes of Madonna & Sandra Bernhard as the Virgin Mary & St. Joseph along with she-male angels & the 3 "Queens," made Paul a big hit on Christopher St., but raised questions of
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1bit Alan's crotch, not out of ferocity, but in its Spaniel-like lust to get at the stolen bacon Alan had stuffed into his pockets. Wookie, Gummi-bear, & Parmesan all laughed to see
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4the gates of Hell. He blathered safe-driving tips at me the whole way, farting intermittently. When we finally pulled into Hell's parking lot & opened the doors, the release of gas
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3next to her. She'd shoot me that crazed Bingo-lady look, like I'd wrecked her rhythm. "B-4" droned the caller. "And after!" howled the players, scanning their B-columns. She glared
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2enlist a legion of dominatrix MerryMaids to scrape & scrub away the festering accumulation of filth in that mouth. She settled on a cocktail of Comet & Listerine, with a Ty-D-Bol
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2spice & lube. They would have to find divine justification for the looming flesh fiesta. Perhaps an Angel Moroni pinata would descend from a cloud, & they would whack at it blindly
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7Like penguins, the Jones clan kept its cool. Sharp-beaked nuns of propriety, each blessed Jones, teething or toothless, froze out the fervor outside their door. Thus, their demise
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4before the Council of Spielkuntz got hip to the subterfuge & barred you from the Games. Her fetal exploits aside, she was more than mistress of her fate, snapping men's spines or
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4wow the West Hollywood crowd. A teal Vespa says 'eat me' like little else can. That's what my Hell's Angels brethren failed to grasp as they revved their hallowed hogs & dragged