Finished Folds (81—100)
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8in his veins, & already the snow between his toes sent up a vapor. His pajama pants felt electric against his thighs as a full-bellied hallelujah took root in his nuts & wormed up
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2right size to make an impression on some cocky tomcat, with fur in all the right places & strategic glimpses of moist pink. Does Purina deal in caviar? Or should Mr. Manx's party
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5Spandex stock is skyrocketing, following rumors of an all-male, all-Latino revival of "Little Women, a Dance Spectacular!" The producers could not be reached for comment. However,
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4probably because of their incontinence. These merry hags are fond of correcting me when I order fries, telling me I should have a side salad instead. The problem with fruit cake is
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2Sharpie smartly up his secretary's bum, a permanent marker underscoring her continued loyalty to the firm. "Take a letter, Miss Witherbottom," he said. "My dear Archbishop Smoothy,
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4"Randy" himself into the hearts of Americans, we may never know, though he's cute in a post-apocalyptic sort of way. However high or high-n-dry or lack-a-knack Randy was, he grew
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5hunchback mother couldn't love. No, that' not true. I told you I'm a liar. My posture is quite good, actually. One can't skulk about & carry off an untruth. I usually
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3held by yours truly. The hoop wasn't meant for Rosanne to jump through. A daintier cetacean might have managed it, but as it was, Rosanne became lodged in the flaming hoop. I tried
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2You & I are like ice cream & pie. You make me feel all... a la mode! We're so different. And yet my crunch & your cream make a delectable team, don't you think? I wish you & I were
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2Victoria could coo some incantation into my tortured ear & lure out that unfortunate waxed gnat that had wandered in there. I had averted fluffing & folding, but my groin
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1her entire gastrointestinal tract; it was rumored you could eat off it for months afterwards. But I digress. Sterilization is a top priority when one's 50-ton chihuahua befriends a
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4of nude-jello-wrestler, devoted father, & Senator's wife was even a bit much by Canadian standards. His father's schizophrenia would need to be managed carefully, delicately, with
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6the plethora of up-n-coming Kindle knock-offs. Yep, the Nook Color would have made that bloody scrawl scroll out in style. But there was no time for regrets. He'd simply have to
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2reassess the bedraggled state of his psyche. After all, he hadn't wandered into Starbucks just to jerk off his gadgets, his phone, or sip phony foam-free soy from paper cups. Maybe
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3on the freshly licked foot. Perhaps canine saliva with a urine chaser would prove the next wonderdrug. Patting his pooch-physician on the head, the man sensed his toenail cancer
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3But sales or no sales, Sal didn't covet kisses, or even Linda for that matter. No. What Sal craved most was a return to the beginning, before midgets & swallow-monkeys ruptured his
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2with humble dribble was drawn on every nimble bubble, adorning the rubble the rabble blubbered about. In a sudden bout of gout, Sybil's bald ribald rival, Ronald,
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3oh, the human manatee. Hugh Manatee, a freak in the Pakapoos Vaudeville & Menagerie Extravaganza, had met Grandma way back, at Uncle Rudy's bar mitzvah. Velcro became their only
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3So check out this trippy dream I had. I fell asleep with the TV on & there must've been some infomercial playing cause in the dream I'm rubbing a shake-weight with a ShamWow when a
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2Tank & Zaya love sex. Tank pleases Zaya, & Zaya Tank. Tank thinks Zaya's breasts are clouds. Zaya craves Tank's buttery touch. Tank smooths her soul, hits Zaya's secret nasty spot