Finished Folds (241—260)
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5the tin box and glared him in the eye. "Go make tea yourself." I shoved it back at the masked vigilante, my tiny arms looking like needles in front of his tree-trunk like biceps.
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4off, to reveal... Donald Trump. "Who are you?" Betty whispered. "I am what will make America GREAT AGAIN!" a crowd of roaring white round malteser blokes, cheered as Trump slurred
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6nodded in respect and patted my shoulder for comfort. "And you know whats the worst?" I said. The warrior waited patiently. "The keys were in my pocket the whole time!" I sobbed.
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6set fire to the draft. Never again was a spoiler going to hurt me. I watched the flames flicker as the GoT S13 draft burnt to cinders. My mom walked in and gazed at the blaze
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3"pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv " blathered the beat boxer. The dubstepper was not happy. "WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WOWOWOWOW" said
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2someone behind me. I turned around and screamed. It was a banana. And it was talking. "What?! What's so scary?" asked the banana. The fridge door closed slowly and another banana
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3"Are you OK now Sir?" asked a doctor as he shone a light into my eyes. I screamed at the pain that the light caused, and the cat jumped in surprise. The doctor was offended that I
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3a bakery, and made a mud cake. She came back later to shove the hot cake onto my face, while I was enjoying my hot beverage. But I was too quick for her, and ate the cake instead!
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4him. Unlike me. The doctor put down the pen and notebook, and proceeded to walk around like a T-Rex, roaring slowly and beautifully for the dramatic effect. He even had tiny arms!
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5ed Edrick. Then I tossed him into the growing cesspool of fighting seagulls and humans. This was great content for my TV show, "Keeping up with the Seagullshians."
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3"I'm sorry Sir, I'm afraid that we can't grant you your last dying wish." said the prison officer. "But I'm sure you can give me the Mt. Dew atleast. Forget the Xbox, just gimme
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3The cook was picky about his babies. This one was a nice plump one.The footman casually bagged the baby, for next week's meatloaf surprise.
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3Of course, when I say eyeballs, I really mean ice cream scoops, and when I say sockets, I really mean tub loads. Everyone watched in silence, as I slurped it up, like Linda
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5Email 5/10: Hey Bob! Got your daughter's images somehow. They're very ...revealing. Umm Thanks I guess? Love, Joe.
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5"Err... No mom, thats actually a shrivelled prune. Naked old dude is here." I said as I pointed at the picture in the scrapbook. "Alas, my vision has frayed," she cried like Shakes
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3in hospital, being treated after the crash. He was in casts and had bandages all around his face. "Mmf mmf mmf?" He asked. A nurse near to him said "sure" and lit a joint for him.
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0a wolf, about to eat a triple beef burger. The Mad Hatter showed her a Donald Trump Campaign video, and that was when she lost it. The Hatter walked away cool and slow, like a BAUS
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5and attacked the admiral for making them look for a fictional character. They tied him up and put him in a corner. "Dont youse going around making fun of Nemo now." said a grunt.
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4it Shrek? The light from the moon revealed the huge dark hulking figure was actually Donald Trump. He was moaning, "I will make America great again." She screamed and told him to
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4he lost a race against a turtle. The rabbit cursed his magic shoes, and went away to live alone. One day he found a friend called Grace. They both fell in love. But Grace was mad