Finished Folds (281—300)
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2from the printer. I had inevitably destroyed it in my rage. It served the printer right. Took me nearly two hours to print a single report. The boss was not amused. It was his fav
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5he had gotten himself into. He just wanted to go to bingo night, yet here he was teaching a bunch of love struck teens how to fly. Grandfather sighed. The teens were now smooching
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3His strict vegetarianism allowed no tolerance for meat. Even dog meat. The mere smell from the Beefy dog factory meant that he could not become a Buddhist monk. "Agh." he exclaimed
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2breath. It had been a long time since ha had waged war on the three cockroaches, ravaging his kitchen. Oggy was fed up of it. Oggy tensed as he gripped his gun and kicked the door.
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2Bob was not going to give up. The crowd chanted, "Can he fix it?" and "Yes he can!", referring to the disastrous economy. Bob had long given up building for politics, and this was
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2of a skeleton. Both mother and daughter screamed. The skeleton looked offended and said,"Hey now. I've got noBODY to love." *Ba dum tss* The mother and daughter were frozen in fear
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2that I came to realise, that life wasn't about being an overlord of the Noongar tribe. It wasn't even about using said tribe to harvest cotton balls.No, life was all about spending
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3One day he shrieked "EUREKA!". The scientific community, perplexed by Dr.Moodle's discovery asked him what it was. "I have manipulated the genes of this cow, to produce choco milk"
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5was not such a big fan, and constanly schemed and plotted so that David Booey may one day be forgotten, just like Kingmaker. One day, David Bowie struck gold, when he found a plan
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1"Yeah dude" Danny said. Peter looked at his beautiful brown eyes and said. "Yeah, I guess you're right." Peter put down the alcohol and caressed Danny's face. "I'm OK if you're OK"
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4Little did he know that the DJ was DJ Chef, world renown for cooking while he played "sick" beats. The cock clucked in alarm as the DJ sprang after him with a cleaver "CUCK CACAW"
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4gassy, to say the least. "No.", I said as I munched on Martian soil. Saturn looked at me funny." Philip was savaged by his bird when he tried to feed it." "Wasn't it a sparrow?"
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2downgraded to "Designated Driver". The group gasped in horror, and swore to only get drunk responsibly. The carbon police, satisfied with their apology, drove off into the sunset.
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6The spooky ghost appeared out of nowhere. "OH MY GOD" Jenny cried, "HE'S STANDING THERE....MENACINGLY!!!" Indeed, the ghost was standing rather menacingly, and was looking hungrily
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1Wikipedia. Her murder was a case I just could not solve, so I sat in my chair and looked for clues on the trusty web page that everyone loves. However, I could not find the
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1of Siberia. The tree started throwing apples at the scientist, even though it was an orange tree. His therapist had told him that stress made him lose his oranges, which is why he
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1g "No no I clean." and "Go home". No doubt, the message was written from the Mexican cleaning lady, giving him dirty cuts every now and then; for sneezing on her duster and mop.
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5Nigerian scammers, which mostly consisted of me, myself and I. I scammed many footballers out of their cash, to pay for my doctor school in Nigeria. Then, when I finally qualified,
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3Watson was looking very smart as he walked into the office. He sported a bowler hat and a cane, both of which were in disguise as weapons. "Good day Watson." Said Sherlock. Watson
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2lets play hide and seek!" The group looked at her silently. "Anyone?" Luca asked. "Ugh fine" and she stomped off. "Whats up with her?" asked Bob. "She needs a Snickers." said Trump