Finished Folds (281—300)
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8the turtle died of shock, after finding out that her egg had been swallowed by the hospital patient. The woman looked mystical, as she chewed the egg, and ran out of the hospital.
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6every night. But the child stopped one day, and looked shocked. How can the sun be out at night? In Nigeria? The child came to the conclusion that he had had too many pills,
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10know what you're talking about, and wear your tinfoil hat." Dan said, as he handed a triangular cone to put on my head. "Dan, are you sure the aliens are invading now?" I asked him
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3could not track my address from my phone. My hopes went out of the window, as the officer showed up an hour later, declaring that I was high. Indeed, I was on a ladder, and smoking
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1directed Klinger to the door of the plane. "Have a goof flight Sir." Janine said and pushed Klinger out into the tropical storm. The crowd applauded silently, as Janine looked hard
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2from the printer. I had inevitably destroyed it in my rage. It served the printer right. Took me nearly two hours to print a single report. The boss was not amused. It was his fav
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5he had gotten himself into. He just wanted to go to bingo night, yet here he was teaching a bunch of love struck teens how to fly. Grandfather sighed. The teens were now smooching
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3His strict vegetarianism allowed no tolerance for meat. Even dog meat. The mere smell from the Beefy dog factory meant that he could not become a Buddhist monk. "Agh." he exclaimed
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2breath. It had been a long time since ha had waged war on the three cockroaches, ravaging his kitchen. Oggy was fed up of it. Oggy tensed as he gripped his gun and kicked the door.
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2Bob was not going to give up. The crowd chanted, "Can he fix it?" and "Yes he can!", referring to the disastrous economy. Bob had long given up building for politics, and this was
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2of a skeleton. Both mother and daughter screamed. The skeleton looked offended and said,"Hey now. I've got noBODY to love." *Ba dum tss* The mother and daughter were frozen in fear
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2that I came to realise, that life wasn't about being an overlord of the Noongar tribe. It wasn't even about using said tribe to harvest cotton balls.No, life was all about spending
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3One day he shrieked "EUREKA!". The scientific community, perplexed by Dr.Moodle's discovery asked him what it was. "I have manipulated the genes of this cow, to produce choco milk"
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5was not such a big fan, and constanly schemed and plotted so that David Booey may one day be forgotten, just like Kingmaker. One day, David Bowie struck gold, when he found a plan
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1"Yeah dude" Danny said. Peter looked at his beautiful brown eyes and said. "Yeah, I guess you're right." Peter put down the alcohol and caressed Danny's face. "I'm OK if you're OK"
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4Little did he know that the DJ was DJ Chef, world renown for cooking while he played "sick" beats. The cock clucked in alarm as the DJ sprang after him with a cleaver "CUCK CACAW"
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4gassy, to say the least. "No.", I said as I munched on Martian soil. Saturn looked at me funny." Philip was savaged by his bird when he tried to feed it." "Wasn't it a sparrow?"
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2downgraded to "Designated Driver". The group gasped in horror, and swore to only get drunk responsibly. The carbon police, satisfied with their apology, drove off into the sunset.
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6The spooky ghost appeared out of nowhere. "OH MY GOD" Jenny cried, "HE'S STANDING THERE....MENACINGLY!!!" Indeed, the ghost was standing rather menacingly, and was looking hungrily
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1Wikipedia. Her murder was a case I just could not solve, so I sat in my chair and looked for clues on the trusty web page that everyone loves. However, I could not find the