Finished Folds (301—320)
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1of Siberia. The tree started throwing apples at the scientist, even though it was an orange tree. His therapist had told him that stress made him lose his oranges, which is why he
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1g "No no I clean." and "Go home". No doubt, the message was written from the Mexican cleaning lady, giving him dirty cuts every now and then; for sneezing on her duster and mop.
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5Nigerian scammers, which mostly consisted of me, myself and I. I scammed many footballers out of their cash, to pay for my doctor school in Nigeria. Then, when I finally qualified,
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3Watson was looking very smart as he walked into the office. He sported a bowler hat and a cane, both of which were in disguise as weapons. "Good day Watson." Said Sherlock. Watson
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2lets play hide and seek!" The group looked at her silently. "Anyone?" Luca asked. "Ugh fine" and she stomped off. "Whats up with her?" asked Bob. "She needs a Snickers." said Trump
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2"Ach." tutted Souperwoman. Jakob had spilt soup on his shirt, and was hungrily lapping it up. But Souperwoman was hiding Jakob from the grammar Nazis, and so let him be. Jakob
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4"Chah dude." said the surfer. His body glistened with sea water and he had that stupid look on his face. "That chick looks hot bruh." said the surfer to his friend. "Totally dude."
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3traveling down her back, also an inch from actually touching her. She shoved Chett aside, and he flew and hit the back of a wall, before sliding down it. "Kiss me for real!" She sa
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3because Gibber had mistaken him for a scratching post, and clawed his limbs off. "Good afternoon Master Cat." Said Igor. "Igor please call me Gibber," said the cat. His base was
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0Gorgeous enough to bed. Whatever floats your boat man. Whatever floats your boat.
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3smiled devilishly. I was on a crossroads. Either admit that Pastor Handsy was my father, or accuse him of being an asexual bacterium. Of course, I chose the obvious choice and said
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6The elevator had grown limbs from the pulleys and cables, and was attempting to pull off an RKO on me. I swiftly ducked, and pressed the "down" button. The psycho elevator stopped,
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1there lad." The odour police took a whiff of him. "He's clean Sgt. Pepper." said the deputy. "You wouldn't have happened to see a stinky cat would you? He goes by the name Elvis"
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0"I have not finished my vodka." Putin then proceeded to chug the whole bottle down in one go. The President, forgot about the cooking lesson, and started chanting, "CHUG CHUG CHUG"
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1. As I burnt away to a crisp, the Master pulled out his hands and started warming them on the fire... on my body. Just like an Italian Mafia leader, the Master had small beady eyes
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2Billy Fad was not the most popular guy in town. But, he was well known for his cheesy pick up lines which he used daily. "Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cos you have a sweet ass."
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4intolerable" screeched the Kraken over his cup of coffee. The musician made his escape after commenting on Kraken's shoes. "I bite my thumb at you, Sir!" shouted the Kraken. Now
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6eminded her of Amanda. She put thoughts of her sister out of her head, as she took comfort in the fact that Amanda was far away, in a diner in a desert, which was in Mexico.
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6Sadly, Jeeves was dead, and without the apology he so rightly deserved. But the fact was, I was still running and the mosquito was catching up. The chainsaw in my hands was not so
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2rather die than give up his precious 1973 Honda Civic. One day a phonecall came, saying that the 70's called and that they want their car back. His car vanished in a puff of smoke