Finished Folds (301—320)
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3because Gibber had mistaken him for a scratching post, and clawed his limbs off. "Good afternoon Master Cat." Said Igor. "Igor please call me Gibber," said the cat. His base was
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0Gorgeous enough to bed. Whatever floats your boat man. Whatever floats your boat.
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3smiled devilishly. I was on a crossroads. Either admit that Pastor Handsy was my father, or accuse him of being an asexual bacterium. Of course, I chose the obvious choice and said
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6The elevator had grown limbs from the pulleys and cables, and was attempting to pull off an RKO on me. I swiftly ducked, and pressed the "down" button. The psycho elevator stopped,
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1there lad." The odour police took a whiff of him. "He's clean Sgt. Pepper." said the deputy. "You wouldn't have happened to see a stinky cat would you? He goes by the name Elvis"
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0"I have not finished my vodka." Putin then proceeded to chug the whole bottle down in one go. The President, forgot about the cooking lesson, and started chanting, "CHUG CHUG CHUG"
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1. As I burnt away to a crisp, the Master pulled out his hands and started warming them on the fire... on my body. Just like an Italian Mafia leader, the Master had small beady eyes
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4intolerable" screeched the Kraken over his cup of coffee. The musician made his escape after commenting on Kraken's shoes. "I bite my thumb at you, Sir!" shouted the Kraken. Now
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6eminded her of Amanda. She put thoughts of her sister out of her head, as she took comfort in the fact that Amanda was far away, in a diner in a desert, which was in Mexico.
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6Sadly, Jeeves was dead, and without the apology he so rightly deserved. But the fact was, I was still running and the mosquito was catching up. The chainsaw in my hands was not so
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2rather die than give up his precious 1973 Honda Civic. One day a phonecall came, saying that the 70's called and that they want their car back. His car vanished in a puff of smoke
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2"I'm sorry Mr.Spider. But, I've always been scared from spiders." I said to him as I rolled up a newspaper. "No Stop! I'm more scared of you than you are of me" he cried. I began
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0hanging on the wall was our favourite song. Sadly, the life of a comedian was not the one me and my wife wanted to live. So, we became the world's best spider busters. We had a
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3First they would drink soupcans around the fire, and dance their tribal soup dance. The best dancer would be thrown into the volcano, and his/her name would be given to the village
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6Use said supplies of quartz, copper and canned cheese to build a HQ for taking over the world. Step 4: Spread your propaganda with the digital greeting cards and smart leaflets
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2on the floor. He was not amused at the promiscuous actions of her girlfriend with the pizza man, and unloaded a Glock pistol from the grocery bag in his hand. "Why Jenny?" he cried
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4The man's plan was to write "free candy" on his van, and donate free candy across the land. But a passerby misunderstood his intention, and called the police so they could detain
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1The two star crossed lovers raced towards each other like freight trains, one having left Southampton at 7.30, and travelling at 90mph, whilst the other travelled at 70mph having
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1"Sir, what's immortality?" Asked beefy Bob. "God damn it bob! You ruined the story!" I shouted at him. "Gosh... Sorry Jill, carry on with the story." I said. "Arthur was dead."
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2mphibian. When Tunabiscuit was not handing out tug jobs Willie nillie, she was croaking like a toad near the local pond. The frogs didn't mind the dog's company, but were annoyed