Finished Folds (321—340)
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1The two star crossed lovers raced towards each other like freight trains, one having left Southampton at 7.30, and travelling at 90mph, whilst the other travelled at 70mph having
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1"Sir, what's immortality?" Asked beefy Bob. "God damn it bob! You ruined the story!" I shouted at him. "Gosh... Sorry Jill, carry on with the story." I said. "Arthur was dead."
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2mphibian. When Tunabiscuit was not handing out tug jobs Willie nillie, she was croaking like a toad near the local pond. The frogs didn't mind the dog's company, but were annoyed
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4but proud. The 7 of us contacted the British prime minister, to ask him to return our clothes, but he was a greedy one. He politely said no and told us to enjoy our British holiday
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2Luckily, the munchkins were only attracted to utter nonsense, so they surrounded Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton was relieved, but not for long, because Ben Carson had just arrived
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4leaving the toilet seats down, even though there are women in the house. They sure enjoy a good adrenaline rush. These bold new people are also different in other ways
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3the person who touched it, to become glow in the dark. Unfortunately, one of the side effects of the new element was not having the ability to taste or feel emotions.
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4"Drink bleach today!" said the cheery infomercial man. "Yes, bleach has been proven to get rid of your problems, you won't feel alone and hopeless, and best of all, we will refund
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2e groin. I buckled under the force that my right hand had exerted on me, and cried in pain as I shielded my groin with my left hand. I could feel the evil oozing from my right hand
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2fart loudly in public areas. When I am satisfied, I spread to other minds, since my contagious sentience knows no bounds. I am the ultimate sentient idea. Even better than the idea
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5can opener was thrown in the air, and sliced the lassoo rope. The sign wobbled and then fell like a tree, freshly chopped, flattening the Antique dealers and man cave collectors.
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2I wondered to myself. Why did mother not read the label? Now she was letting out gas quicker than Dale Earnhardt Jr. at a championship race. I saw my poor mother run for the toilet
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3have known that it was Pooh bear. "O bother boys. I seem to have gotten honey stuck in my pants." Moaned Pooh. Chris Robin looked hungrily at Pooh's zipper. Chris gulped and
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2Of course, I mean we could not create elements from different things, but we made a mean triple cheese burger from our acquired alchemy skills. Thats10 years of good alchemy I say.
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4turned out to be rather enjoyable for the queen. Later, everyone had crumpets and tea as they watched the queen sky jumping on her 90th birthday with her dogs in her arms. "Hurrah"
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3Surely, Robin wouldn't be able to find him there. But when batman entered the bat cave, Robin was lying in front of the fireplace, dressed in tight lingerie. "Hey Bats." Robin said
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6In fact I enjoyed cat toys so much, I often battled Fluffy the cat and her plastic pants, to see who would be worthy of chasing the red dot. Fluffy often won, since I was a human,
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3The booze police soon found out about Gregot's flying shenanigans. They released wanted posters, and declared a manhunt for the vodka buying man in a fluorescent suit.
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3hunting season. Yes, the butcher protected his territory savagely, like a dog barking at a cat for coming near it's piss. The green belt, surrounding the butcher's hut was also a
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1I attacked and ripped open the poor thing. I stabbed it again and again. I was hungry and this was the law of the jungle. I bit into its soft pink flesh. Watermelon tasted good.