Finished Folds (321—340)
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2"I'm sorry Mr.Spider. But, I've always been scared from spiders." I said to him as I rolled up a newspaper. "No Stop! I'm more scared of you than you are of me" he cried. I began
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0hanging on the wall was our favourite song. Sadly, the life of a comedian was not the one me and my wife wanted to live. So, we became the world's best spider busters. We had a
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3First they would drink soupcans around the fire, and dance their tribal soup dance. The best dancer would be thrown into the volcano, and his/her name would be given to the village
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6Use said supplies of quartz, copper and canned cheese to build a HQ for taking over the world. Step 4: Spread your propaganda with the digital greeting cards and smart leaflets
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2on the floor. He was not amused at the promiscuous actions of her girlfriend with the pizza man, and unloaded a Glock pistol from the grocery bag in his hand. "Why Jenny?" he cried
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4The man's plan was to write "free candy" on his van, and donate free candy across the land. But a passerby misunderstood his intention, and called the police so they could detain
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1The two star crossed lovers raced towards each other like freight trains, one having left Southampton at 7.30, and travelling at 90mph, whilst the other travelled at 70mph having
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1"Sir, what's immortality?" Asked beefy Bob. "God damn it bob! You ruined the story!" I shouted at him. "Gosh... Sorry Jill, carry on with the story." I said. "Arthur was dead."
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2mphibian. When Tunabiscuit was not handing out tug jobs Willie nillie, she was croaking like a toad near the local pond. The frogs didn't mind the dog's company, but were annoyed
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4but proud. The 7 of us contacted the British prime minister, to ask him to return our clothes, but he was a greedy one. He politely said no and told us to enjoy our British holiday
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2Luckily, the munchkins were only attracted to utter nonsense, so they surrounded Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton was relieved, but not for long, because Ben Carson had just arrived
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4leaving the toilet seats down, even though there are women in the house. They sure enjoy a good adrenaline rush. These bold new people are also different in other ways
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3the person who touched it, to become glow in the dark. Unfortunately, one of the side effects of the new element was not having the ability to taste or feel emotions.
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4"Drink bleach today!" said the cheery infomercial man. "Yes, bleach has been proven to get rid of your problems, you won't feel alone and hopeless, and best of all, we will refund
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2e groin. I buckled under the force that my right hand had exerted on me, and cried in pain as I shielded my groin with my left hand. I could feel the evil oozing from my right hand
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2fart loudly in public areas. When I am satisfied, I spread to other minds, since my contagious sentience knows no bounds. I am the ultimate sentient idea. Even better than the idea
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5can opener was thrown in the air, and sliced the lassoo rope. The sign wobbled and then fell like a tree, freshly chopped, flattening the Antique dealers and man cave collectors.
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2I wondered to myself. Why did mother not read the label? Now she was letting out gas quicker than Dale Earnhardt Jr. at a championship race. I saw my poor mother run for the toilet
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3have known that it was Pooh bear. "O bother boys. I seem to have gotten honey stuck in my pants." Moaned Pooh. Chris Robin looked hungrily at Pooh's zipper. Chris gulped and
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2Of course, I mean we could not create elements from different things, but we made a mean triple cheese burger from our acquired alchemy skills. Thats10 years of good alchemy I say.