Finished Folds (341—360)
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8up with the gesture of smoking a joint. The skunk said in a weasel-like manner, "Of course." and pulled out a box of cigars. Katniss smartly pocketed the box and took a swig smugly
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4"what to do if you get penetrated in all the orifices?" the internet had many answers to my question, and I took my time deciding which page I should click on. Unluckily, mother wa
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4"What did you do that for?" I asked Father Dagon. "O don't mind me."said Father Dagon as he slit my shoes with a dagger. My thoughts were interrupted as he started tickling my feet
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1i ken taawk lyke ah normul perrsen. Suddenly, a mysterious black figure who looked suspiciously like a grammar nazi, strolled into the scene. He pointed the pistol straight at
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0to do. Swiftly, he opened up a vial of liquid that he had pocketed 20 years earlier, and drank it all down. "Now Bill... PREPARE TO DIE!" he roared at the hate spreading German Jew
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2peace of the pickled peppers. Preposterously, one of the pretzels felt prickly with passion for a pandemic, and practised spreading poop on the pickled peppers.
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4The vicious black smoky clouds formed an ethereal veil in front of the door. The brass demons materialised from the veil and formed a barrier in front of the ancient oak door.
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4Note to foldingstory users: I want to make Jakob the jewish refugee and Souperwoman the "thing" of Foldingstory. Please make it happen in the next 9 lines! I'll start it - "Can I?"
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3"I guess you weren't lying mom." I said, looking at her with x-Ray vision. "You do have big bones!" I said
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10trusty Bunsen burner. The teacher scolded Barton for going near his rifle, and attempted to take the rifle away. By mistake, teach had forgotten that the barrel was hot and touched
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3"What?" mom asked. "Some buffoon has stolen my really expensive Nike Air Max's!!!" I screamed at the phone. "Ok honey, you need to calm do-" "NO! MOM I WANT MY NIKE AIR MAX's NOW!"
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1"How do we open this thing?" said Jakob. Souperwoman glanced at him and graced him with a motherly smile. "It's just a parachute Jakob." But Jakob was feeling intoxicated on soup,
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4story about him dirty dancing at the back of the trenches. The crew initially laughed, but some of them had disgusted looks on their faces. WWll stories were the best stories to
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3A Pepsi volcano that had just had a tube of mentos added to it. Will Bustamov's reaction was judged inappropriate by the Judge Wopper, and he banished Will. Will cried as he went
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3"This is for not giving me the last slice of cake", and belched out fire from his mouth. The lout's pot belly jiggled accordingly to the roaring of the flame, creating a sensual
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3cleaning the toilets. All was doomed. The hospital staff had given up, and resorted to inject helium into their bloodstreams, since their was an abundance of the gas. Sadly,
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0Sadly, The Queen Mum was allergic to jackfruit and had to inject an anti-dote into herself after every mouthful. The Queen Mum said that the sangria's flavour was worth the pain.
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3and karate chopped Quinn's drooling face. That shut his salivary glands up. After hitting Quinn, he got back to serving the customers in a leaf dress, to blend in with the locals
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5environmentalists sitting in the front row. The racing rally was about to start, and the cooks sat in thier food vehicles. "The Chili 500 grand prix is about to start!" Everyone wa
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4Which he did not. His dad also enjoyed frequent bouts of vodka with two ice cubes in the glass, and a zing of lemon zest. What his dad had not told him, was that he was a gourmet c