Finished Folds (341—360)
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4turned out to be rather enjoyable for the queen. Later, everyone had crumpets and tea as they watched the queen sky jumping on her 90th birthday with her dogs in her arms. "Hurrah"
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3Surely, Robin wouldn't be able to find him there. But when batman entered the bat cave, Robin was lying in front of the fireplace, dressed in tight lingerie. "Hey Bats." Robin said
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6In fact I enjoyed cat toys so much, I often battled Fluffy the cat and her plastic pants, to see who would be worthy of chasing the red dot. Fluffy often won, since I was a human,
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3The booze police soon found out about Gregot's flying shenanigans. They released wanted posters, and declared a manhunt for the vodka buying man in a fluorescent suit.
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3hunting season. Yes, the butcher protected his territory savagely, like a dog barking at a cat for coming near it's piss. The green belt, surrounding the butcher's hut was also a
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1I attacked and ripped open the poor thing. I stabbed it again and again. I was hungry and this was the law of the jungle. I bit into its soft pink flesh. Watermelon tasted good.
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8up with the gesture of smoking a joint. The skunk said in a weasel-like manner, "Of course." and pulled out a box of cigars. Katniss smartly pocketed the box and took a swig smugly
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4"what to do if you get penetrated in all the orifices?" the internet had many answers to my question, and I took my time deciding which page I should click on. Unluckily, mother wa
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4"What did you do that for?" I asked Father Dagon. "O don't mind me."said Father Dagon as he slit my shoes with a dagger. My thoughts were interrupted as he started tickling my feet
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1i ken taawk lyke ah normul perrsen. Suddenly, a mysterious black figure who looked suspiciously like a grammar nazi, strolled into the scene. He pointed the pistol straight at
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0to do. Swiftly, he opened up a vial of liquid that he had pocketed 20 years earlier, and drank it all down. "Now Bill... PREPARE TO DIE!" he roared at the hate spreading German Jew
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2peace of the pickled peppers. Preposterously, one of the pretzels felt prickly with passion for a pandemic, and practised spreading poop on the pickled peppers.
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4The vicious black smoky clouds formed an ethereal veil in front of the door. The brass demons materialised from the veil and formed a barrier in front of the ancient oak door.
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4Note to foldingstory users: I want to make Jakob the jewish refugee and Souperwoman the "thing" of Foldingstory. Please make it happen in the next 9 lines! I'll start it - "Can I?"
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3"I guess you weren't lying mom." I said, looking at her with x-Ray vision. "You do have big bones!" I said
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10trusty Bunsen burner. The teacher scolded Barton for going near his rifle, and attempted to take the rifle away. By mistake, teach had forgotten that the barrel was hot and touched
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3"What?" mom asked. "Some buffoon has stolen my really expensive Nike Air Max's!!!" I screamed at the phone. "Ok honey, you need to calm do-" "NO! MOM I WANT MY NIKE AIR MAX's NOW!"
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1"How do we open this thing?" said Jakob. Souperwoman glanced at him and graced him with a motherly smile. "It's just a parachute Jakob." But Jakob was feeling intoxicated on soup,
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4story about him dirty dancing at the back of the trenches. The crew initially laughed, but some of them had disgusted looks on their faces. WWll stories were the best stories to
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3A Pepsi volcano that had just had a tube of mentos added to it. Will Bustamov's reaction was judged inappropriate by the Judge Wopper, and he banished Will. Will cried as he went