Finished Folds (361—380)
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5ecstatic. He didn't know if this was part of the script, but he kissed her feet and told her that he loved her. Patty ignored Charlie Brown and carried on with her lines,"Ugh. Disg
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3"Hi this is Indian Tech Support, how ma-" "Sorry wrong number", I said, and dialled the wish demon. "Hey bruh! Yea. Yea. Yea the two wishes. Ok. Ok man see you later." I put down
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3Their greasy pepperoni smelling hands threw many sausage rolls at us. Undoubtedly, the attack was delicious, but not very effective. The enemy plotted the next steps, whilst sippin
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5Since she was kind, she accepted. The look on the poor nerd-college student's face was worth it. She took his money and put it in a soup can. "You can have the room." said Souperwo
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2I paid them no heed. All I cared about was the spare change in my pocket as I boarded off the train. The horse-men police came and arrested me. "What did I do officers?" I asked.
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3"What do you want me to do?" the creature asked. She said in a fearful and tiny voice: "Eat it." The creature looked at her strangely. "This is a bonsai plant. I'm alergic to this"
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3for her sons to eat. Unfortunately, everyone knows that parsnips are evil. Everyone except the onoons. Whilst trying to overthrow the stew pot, the parsnips pushed the onoons into
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2"M-Marilyn?!" sputtered Sgt.Donnelly, "What are you doing?". Marilyn Monroe was eating a pile of chicken nuggets underneath a toilet roll. Using the distraction to my advantage, I
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4Of course, it wouldn't be a swedish breakfast joint without swedish meatballs. So they smoke the joint and enjoyed the smell of the meatballs in The Svea, the local breakfast place
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2to be delighted. The zita virus looked flashy, while it infected everyone. The algae looked boring compared to the zita's dangerously vigorous dancing. The crowd went wild, which
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5However, one thing that the Germans did not enjoy as much (but the rest of the world found it hilarious) were the Hitler Rant Parodies on YouTube. Even though the rants were good
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9red line. The odour police were not far behind. I look at Elvis the cat, and pleaded for help. Reluctantly, he agreed and farted a stinky fart. The odour police's beady eyes moved
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2the dog came and gobbled up the pieces of shattered monocle. Psulus was devastated. the dog had just ate his precious monocle. Leia felt sorry, and tried comforting Psulus, but he
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1Mr.Li's goons from letting him serve Batmen. Albert gave the goons a good piece of his mind. He lectured them on proper etiquettes and made them very ashamed of themselves
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2thick meat, but I deflected his greedy paws from my pizza. The wolfman looked sad so I tossed him a slice, and off he went to deliver more pizzas from hell. The tendrils of cheese
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4Eating meat is no good. Vegetarian is the way to go. You want to survive the next herbivore uprisal? I can't stress enough how bad the herbivore uprisal will be. Besides, meat will
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2rotators and flippers were useless in rotating and flipping, unless you had a giraffe's tongue to tickle you while you rotate and flip. Sadly, I was allergic to tickling and died.
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3and then looked into each other's eyes. "Hahah" said Robo-cop to Bunny Rabbot. "We both said it in unison!" said Bunny Rabbot. "See, I told you we were BFF's" said Robocrap. They
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4waste of space." he looked in disgust at the tsar's picture. "They could have added in a smaller picture of him in the news, but no!" he said as he started combing his mullet.
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2enraged all the grammar Nazis so by default, our God won. I mean who wants to mess with grammar Nazis? amiright? * The ideas are running out of my head faster than Usain Bolt*