Finished Folds (121—140)
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3and shot it for research purposes. Ludwig X would later develop a life saving drug, that would give people three heads. As the saying goes, "Three heads are better than one" or is
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3The Sloth had come. My debt to him was overdue by two years. Two years I had run from him. Two years he hunted me. Now, I cower in the shower, and his mob stands beside my urinal.
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6flashed and struck the swarm of locusts. A series of lightning bolts fell from the sky, disintegrating the swarm. It was Zeus, and his best friend Thor, they had come to save us!
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8slid down the rope from a helicopter and did one of those cool superhero landings with a bent knee and a fist in the ground. "Sup L" Adam spoke. Agent L pointed at the Tree of life
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3an army of angels and declared peaceful war on humanity. Nobody really got hurt, it was just a long and expensive debate between the humans and the angels. God sat on a lawn chair
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10I believe there are a few old underdogs, though only a few people know of them. There is Jakob, the Jewish refugee, Souperwoman, Dr.Moodle. Any other FS characters?
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3e into another cane. I found, that the more I hit the cane, the more my anger grew. Soon I was whacking the cane fast enough to cause fire to envelope me. The friction caused by my
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3Hear now, the tale of the Organ Thief, his back hunched and his fingers sleek, once was a proud tribal chief, now forced to steal every week; chewing on gum and roasted beef, the
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3At last, he picked the fruits of his patience and caught the milkman red handed, delivering the fresh milk. 10 minutes later the murderer walks in and picks up the fresh milk.
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4sworths the name... the REAL name." My date looked at me shocked and then guilty. "I have a confession too..." He ripped his clothes "I was going to tell you i was a woman, but
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1My ass became grass. My arms became farms. My eyes became skies. My lips became chips. My nose became a hose. My ears became deers. My head became lead. My toes became hoes
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4Then Ms Jones picked me up and carried me outside the nursery because my parents were there. "Hey Kiddo!" my Dadda exclaimed "How was your day today?". "I killed men" "Thats great"
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3on the nipples. "Get a little bit of that banana milkshake!" Chim-Chim's Dad smiled at his Mom knowingly. "Bobo! Not in front of Chim-Chim..." but Chim-Chim couldnt care less. He
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4He woke up to a worried face. "Mario! Mario!" Luigi exclaimed and hugged him. Mario slowly patted the sobbing Luigi. "Mario please... Stop doing drugs!" he pointed at the mushrooms
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4I never was a firm believer in gravity.
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6guessed whose pet we were eating that night. "Is it Linda's Chihuahua?" Paw asked. "No silly! That was last time! Today we're having Dave's Mongrel, in a delicious stew" I said.
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5Satan, or "Stan" as he was called, licked his lips greedily. "Now... are you sure you want to bet your soul?" Stan clasped his hands and smiled. "Yes." "Alright." he slid his poker
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5This was the mischief of the organ thief, his posture hunched and his fingers sleek. If anyone asks you for an organ card, hes probably the one that wants to steal your heart.
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4"See this is how it works. I write stuff. You give me likes. You don't die!" MoralEnd cackled at the innocent faces. "But then how do WE win mister?" asked a brave chap. "WHAT?!?!"
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6He was never quite the same again. His hollowed out body lived for nothing more than breathing, eating and the occasional fart. There was no purpose. There was no porpoise.