Finished Folds (101—120)
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7"Alfred." "Yes your Majesty?" "Bring forth the bloody tosser." Alfred pushed me to the floor. "Bloody tosser, toss for my pleasure." Her Majesty spoke. Immediately I started
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7I opened the rear compartment and two pigs were running on wheels, powering a deep fryer which was frying bacon. "Eh? What ya think? Food AND eco-friendly!" I exclaimed to Hambone.
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574--number of murders I've done to get the horse. 2--crates of apples for the horse. 7--pairs of bras for the horse. 9--other horses to keep my horse social. 13--miscarriages the h
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3blood. "Yea sorry about that" Hurry pointed to the pile of bodies in the corner. "They're for the pie shop next door." I paid for the hair coloring. I left swiftly for the pie shop
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7jumped back in. "Make me!" the stupid human said. "Wherefore doth thee wanteth to square me?" the Giant spoke elegantly. "I love gravy, in fact I love it so much I'm going to sleep
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7quarks and atoms blew softly,as his face contorted and became redder and redder. Ex-Emperor Trumpov declared war on his ex-Country which would lead to the inevitable World War Free
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3" another wet sound escaped his arse. Cochran scrunched up his face. This was the big one. The Judge dived under the table as a pure death leaked out into a giant mushroom cloud.
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3marinara exuberance washed over her tongue and she bit the meatball. Simultaneously chewing and kissing, Ms Svensson went down and unzipped his pants. She started sucking spaghetti
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7But thats impossible, you may say, "Canker sores heal by themselves." Which is mostly true, however Dorothy and Aunt-Em had had a special dosage of "Fatal Canker Sore" potion, made
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4And thats my brother Aarg. He is that which was after time. He resides in the clear shallows, after unconsciousness. When your lids open, he is there in the middle, impatient.
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4with my love. He was the only reason I lived, and I lived to vent out my violent love for him, at him. I smacked him once, twice and three times just to show I cared about him.
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5Mighty Max grunted in acknowledgement and pulled out his heart. He began to play a sad tune by blowing into it. "Top this" he told Bill. Bill stared at him speechless,
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4"Aye that'd be me." said Long John Silver as he hobbled out of the shadows on his peg leg. The honey badger licked the last of the ants off his lips and jumped into John's arms.
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5DEAR READER. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS IN CAPS. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LARGE LETTERS, PLEASE ADOPT FOETAL POSITION AND CRY IN A CORNER. MY STORY BEGAN IN VIETNAM,
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5"Dave whats the secret to your steak man!" Mike exclaimed. "You really wanna know?" Dave asked. Mike nodded enthusiastically. "Well the two main ingredients are napalm and bleach."
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3and shot it for research purposes. Ludwig X would later develop a life saving drug, that would give people three heads. As the saying goes, "Three heads are better than one" or is
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3The Sloth had come. My debt to him was overdue by two years. Two years I had run from him. Two years he hunted me. Now, I cower in the shower, and his mob stands beside my urinal.
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6flashed and struck the swarm of locusts. A series of lightning bolts fell from the sky, disintegrating the swarm. It was Zeus, and his best friend Thor, they had come to save us!
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8slid down the rope from a helicopter and did one of those cool superhero landings with a bent knee and a fist in the ground. "Sup L" Adam spoke. Agent L pointed at the Tree of life
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3an army of angels and declared peaceful war on humanity. Nobody really got hurt, it was just a long and expensive debate between the humans and the angels. God sat on a lawn chair