Finished Folds (61—80)
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3at this new-wave uni-fashion. He couldn't keep up with the modern hipster era. Yogi later died from poisoned Yogurt. No one knows who did it, but I have an idea of who it could be.
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3weird scar from that time she burned herself making grilled cheese flambe. Sonny was... changed after that. We never did find all those TV pieces.
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3the ugliest and thus most disposable child, was commissioned to go touch it. We never saw her again after that. To this day the memory of her butt-ugly face still haunts us.
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2eating a spoonful of pure cinnamon powder, which his lawyers told him would totally work and he should try it. It did not work. Shark Lady went on to win the movie rights.
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3stipated, as the Non-Supreme's Sour Creme (TM) was from concentrate and the bulldog's digestive systems were not built to breakdown such complicated carbohydrates. They attempted a
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2like a wayward son. The guava pits were all they were chalked up to be and the bubbling guava marinade soon eased my pain. Polymer Boy was back on the streets of Gotham again!
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7felt the deep rumblings of passion, as the nebula burst under the strain of the Enterprise at warp. The crew howled with joy and the Klingon speakers all agreed that this was truly
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2rejoinders. But in Russia, the rejoinders witty you! Dr. Hzcvvcvtt was a modest man and being witted wittled away at his confidence. The fact that he was eye-less made it even
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3scene where he peels a banana with his toes and drinks a gallon of horseradish. The critics agreed, true acting is a beautiful thing to watch, and an even more beautiful thing to
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5get my giblets. People in New Jersey have no respect for authentic Italian inspired American cuisine. Mama Leoni's? What about Papa John's? Who wants to eat REAL Italian when they
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6filled with ground beef and tangled in beige ethernet cables. The protagonist recoiled in horror at the sight of it and lost most of his/her/it's lunch. While he/she/it was looking
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4I feel the ancient words of that hymn answered my question for me. It continued: "-that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen! She can dance, she can fly, having the-"
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5three loads away! He could just picture all of the drive-through pranks he could pull with his new DIY time machine. He giggled and stepped in to the modified washing machine.
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4crows pigeon food, no matter how many times we specify the differences in those educational videos we release every year. Either way, a pigeon hole isn't the place for an aspiring
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2accepted their new life underground. Sure things were hard but nothing a good pickaxe couldn't break through. And besides, those pesky neighbors were no longer an issue, with their
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3weenies to be had at the after 4th of July sale, and no cat could resist the haunting glow cast by a blue light special at K-Mart. The throbbing hoard converged on the local
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1the poke-stop, but most of them had already used it and had to wait a good 20 minutes before it was refreshed. The hat whiskey trade hit it's peak, however, when a Mr. James "Bowl
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3could barely keep the ships in one place. "I know society has ended, Randy" Shouted Temmie, "But you can't go around shaking anchors." Randy apologized by completing an Olympic
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6This feeling, sadly, was short lived. Her and her weird naked horse died that day, and some say that even now you can still whiff the three bean dip fart that brought them down.
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3the idle men who collect such beasts. They swiftly captured and stuffed the Gigabears. To this day you can still hear their strangled cries in some of the less traveled isles.