Finished Folds (121—140)
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6alian pirates to deal with me. I combated them but, they took the boat and the cousin. On clear, windless, days you can still hear the fake plastic trees howling across the sea.
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2There she had the time of her young life, just her, the lady fingers, and a collection of boxed wines. May France forever remember their dedication.
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3Converting a two headed person into a rodent isn't easy. Forty-seven of the fifty students ended up as marsupials, but the other three indeed became guinea pigs. This semester
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7"Why my dear, these are not just like sponge cake, they ARE sponge cake." Sarah told the person with hard feet. Meanwhile, Laramie made esoteric gang signs to the potted plant. It
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4but he was about breaking teeth. He cracked out his implements and dug in. Dr. Oolong lived up to his name, and now the wolf could smile in public again.
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5"Woot woot woot" went the secret cadence. Peter dropped the ball and now the teams stocks were crashing. The supporting crowd consumed peanuts uneasily. With the stock brokers
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2did in Vegas, stayed in Vegas. Via extreme maker the librarian found love, and died at age 87. The poo thrower is still on the run, and to this day his whereabouts are a mystery.
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4heckled at the so-called goddess. Oliver then delivered a rapidfire string of puns in story form. Greg limped with his cane and took some more Vicodin. Madge wasn't bothered by it.
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1Scooby snacks were everywhere. The DJ just kept 'who let the dogs out' on a six hour loop. The chihuahua nearly died of poor eating habits and the basset hound could barely feel
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3Like all of the other zebra cakes. I like to call zebra cakes 'pet cows.' I'll never eat Lazy Susan though. She is a milking zebra cake, and the cream she produces is simply
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4The cigar laughed maniacally as it shoved it's burning head into the rope. Roberto and Nona scrabbled desperately at the rocks to gain purchase before the rope burned through. Grap
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5tern, a blisterburg blocked their progress." The narrator paused to clear his throat, "'Man the harpoons!' shouted the first mate, as he checked the oil density of the epidermis. I
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3ceforth they lived separate lives as desperadoes, Benny 'Bifurcated Bird' Johnson and Tina 'Columbus, OH' Jenson. So began the race to see who could steal the most
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3The shark was desperately trying to write it's will but its stupid flippers couldn't properly grasp the pen. The shark died of rage quit, which was really the mob's plan all along.
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2The pies died there, tired, cold, and alone, their dream never realized. They could only hope for a decent burial, but in their hearts they knew here they would rest, for eternity.
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2forwards towards the promise of a brighter future filled with more garbage themed cuisine. The goat couple devoured the banquet. The legacy started here would continue forever.
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4Jerry sat alone at his cubicle. It was another long night of overtime. He wondered where all of his coworkers were as he tapped quietly at his keyboard. Little did he know that
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2"Do you really think mutton is wise?" Lady Pharoe said. "No don't worry abou..." Jerome trailed off because he realized that nobody really wanted to talk to him. The Lady wasn't
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3in Russia, black dust ring cleans you! Booth tried her best, but the dirt from the motherland was too strong. Even in costume her cleaning powers failed her. That's why in the w
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1tweeting him dank memes and IT support for his crappy laptop. I think we can all agree, the morel of the story was the eel.