Finished Folds (21—40)
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3This proved to be a poor source material, as his target audience was aboriginal Australians. The offended Australians rose up to capture Mr. Happy, but he escaped by
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2and his wife disapproved of owning crap chasms teeming with slave labor. They say you can still hear the cries of the crap chasm nannies, down by old dockyards...
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3"Good afternoon sir, do you have a minute for the whales?" I dug my fingernails into my palm to calm myself. I MUST NOT SHOW FEAR. "I'm sorry- I'm running a touch late and..."
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1Letting your family and friends know that you prefer vinegar on your chips can be difficult, but we are here to help. If you are struggling, call 1-800-VINEGARSHAME for a brochure.
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2The card showed my general information. Blood type: O-, Height 5' 10", Preferred dueling weapon: nunchucks, marital status: single. Nothing about Frankenstein here. I must have
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5s are aces and hearts. Our card kingdom will shuffle in a new era, and will cut the deck by offering everyone a good deal. We promise to lend a hand, and to play it straight. Our
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4majesty in a cherubic chorus: "I'm sorry sir you cannot see the son of the seventh sun without a reservation." I was almost certain he accepted walk-ins, but you can't argue with a
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4of caramel Frappechino, bringing any trespasser to their knees. Only a true teenage white girl could navigate this chasm without succumbing to the caffeine high. Deborah knew that
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4And it was gone. Jerry had tossed the yellow case out the window of the train before the master thief could finish his sentence. "-to me. You were supposed to toss it to me."
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5.. now. I'm done now. I have finished every fold that has ever been started. Thanks to the arcane magic of parallel processing and some help from my good friends: me, myself, and I
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2with an upgraded turbocharger, improved RAM, and %50 greater thrust from his afterburner, Spot 2.0 was the best dog the family could ask for. To their surprise, he could even
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5And she was totally pulling it off. That rouge with those horn rimmed glasses perfectly complemented her pale skull. She just needed a good outfit and this skeleton would find
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5the golf fans standing nearby. They stampeded, as crowds of any sport are known to do, out onto the course, preventing Tiger from making par. Now with two of his clubs broken and
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3there was an intersection. George didn't make it in time for the light. His buddies looked on in somber memorial from the top of the hill. "Well," said Benny, "I guess it's time
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8"The fruit loops are delicious!" the critics raved now. What comedy professional doesn't love fruit loops? Jerry was pleased that his new act was causing such hubbub. He grabbed
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3Now it was about earthquakes. Who doesn't love a fold about earthquakes? Me. I don't. So stop the earthquake talk right here, not one single quake related pun. Don't even think
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4He liked the way they sparkled in the afternoon sunlight. And the fact that horses died to make them. Bob hated horses. Hated em. Couldn't even stand
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5Then daddle they did ske. The ske they daddled was dazzlingly discreet. That was until comrade Lewis dropped the bass, and the pair was discovered by the border guards own
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7desiccated corpse. Mrs. Kelly was nothing more than worm food now, but the books in her library may yet still be in good condition. I crept forward through the smoldering piles of
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7on a meat hook. Himse Korokano did not enjoy this process. Chef also hung some hats, coats, and taffy. All silent protest to the lack of good steak. He went so far as to unleash