Finished Folds (241—260)
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6dropped everything, threw caution to the wind and turned over a new leaf. He became the butt of jokes but toed the line, didn't back down and forged ahead at break neck speed.
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8good fer drinkin' to. Swillin' rum from saucers 'cuz they have no hands. Arr, the lyrics were salty & they'd sing the choruses over 'n' over 'cuz they couldn't remember the verses.
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8Fold perfectly in an eternal moment of creation, which soon passes. Then you might regret the fold and wish to distance yourself from it. But that is illusion. You are the fold.
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7out of his squirrel suit. "Frumpy the Freeloading Freebooter!" cried the tree. "Feels good to be finished off by Gibber, don't it?" [shocking realization horns] [flatulence] (fin)
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13door. It creaked open & a wizened, beak nose face appeared. "A pox on ye! Scurvy and rickets to boot! And may the bottle take your father!" The door slowly closed on the carolers.
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3I was only 37 so Mom & I looked at Mrs. Bobble's scrapbook together. "What's he doing?" "Trying to empty his bladder." "Hm. And…OMG!" "Yes, that's what old people look like naked."
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3-d mindlessly, provoking a bout of mutual pain administration. Vying for control of the ship's wheel resulted in injuries too horrific to describe, and collision with the iceberg.
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3On the 3rd day I longed to make no excuse for doing some worrying. I had been unable to think hard, fierce & vengeful since I was scared & oppressed with black burdens of thought.
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6I wanted to discover what lay beyond conception, remote & ineffable, utterly strange. Within the wretchedness of mere existence my heart grew sick, and utter horror sounded within
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1Attention mere humans: I-The Supreme Fuzzy Overlord-command all human world leaders to report immediately to the nearest cat food processing facility to await further instructions.
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0She barged in. "You've got to be more careful. Are we BFF's now? Let me sit on your lap." He placed his hands on her lowering buttocks and shoved her across the train compartment.
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4Which is an accurate assessment. Those in Johnny's inner circle are entranced by an illusion of sophisticated maturity well beyond his 9 years. Enamored of his glamorous aura, they
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6headdress fell over his eyes. "Prophets do not dictate dogma!" Shouted Prof Tatinov, pounding his podium & sending his headdress toppling floorward. "Primordial proteins worshipped
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5My Summer Vacation by Billy B Age 9. This summer we took a brief hiatus from my summer vacation inside a beach cottage on the beach. Foul weather & diarrhea prevented venturing out
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6solo dashboard figurine distracted her for a moment. Then she woke up in hospital. She first noticed her banana odor phobia when an orderly brought in her lunch. The smell of the
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2Gibber materialized at the cave entrance in a fit of brazen audacity. He listened briefly, shrugged, then entered his underground sanctuary. His servant Igor, who was only a torso,
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2In impotent rage he threw the gun at a potted plant & barged out. A neighbor invited him over later, "come in the back door." A carload of barely legal babes offered him a ride.
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1Souperwoman pulled Jakob's cord but minestrone came out. He was so F'd up on soup he'd packed soup instead of a parachute! Rather than fly him safely to the ground, she made a huge
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6…I'm sorry, that's 15 KITTENS just born moments ago. We now return to the previous interruption already in progress...don't know at this time if the possible upcoming interruption
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1-y evaporated as the decrepit master skulked in holding a candelabrum. "Follow me to the catacombs, Miss…?" "er, Candy." We descended a dripping stone stairway deep into the earth.