Finished Folds (881—899)
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3a eucalyptus forest and acted like koalas. This fooled the fugitive chain gangs lying low in the same area, but big, black and white koalas look like dinner to a starving man.
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6. Orik noticed this. "My dear Amadaela, allow me." He carefully inserted a dozen jumbo prawns into her bustier with their heads poking out. "Delightful! But your coiffure
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2of tears as she typed out her entire life story, 180 characters at a time. The folding story muse whispered lies into Susan's delicately formed ears, and stroked her vanity with a
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3I pounded until it was sore. I dressed my defective RealDoll in a purple terry romper and posed her to ride piggyback. Off we went. We thumbed for a ride to San Marcos
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4neighborhood children were also drawn to his mutant plant by its strong sugary smell. The rainbow hued tendrils grew rapidly in arabesque profusion, sticking to the little brats
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4"I've been watching TV a lot lately. I always watch a lot of TV," he mumbled. She tore her gaze from his colorful pants and searched his eyes. "Can you bore me to tears, too!?"
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4He tensed every muscle in his body, trying to stop the inner conflict, the guilt, the self-hatred, the self-sabotage. He tried, but nothing changed. He reached for the detonator.
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3She scratched food particles from her beard. "If I wanted your food I would have stuck my finger in it, but you're a human pincushion. So..." Just then a squad of health inspectors
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9d, "It's your body language. The tilt of your head - sitcom. Knee angle - not. Arms hugged - very original." Astonished, she jumped around like a cheerleader. The psychiatrist
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5Melodrama and philandering were just two of the Scarecrow's many vices. Impaling himself in public to elicit pity from young women usually did the trick, but it was a slow day.
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2"When I was 6 my mother told me that if a girl sticks her tongue out at you it means she likes you." He tackled her and tickled her uvula to retrieve the paper. She thought spies
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7marketing tactics was unavoidable. We jumped onto it like a kid on a water slide. We would disseminate our "War on Vegetables = Herbicide" propaganda with flash mobs
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3The sound man's voice boomed through the monitors, "I said LOUDER. Jeff show her?" Jeff leered at Sally as he put his lips on the Shure SM58 and shouted, "CHECK ONE TWOTWOTWOTWO!"
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6exact same series of events leading up to an unbearably interesting climax of unpredictable chaos. I might be cast adrift on a styrofoam Kon-Tiki replica, that's what could happen.
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2"That's young lady," croaked the thing in tones like an idling Harley, "The vessel you embrace so tightly is brimming with delectables. Relinquish it immediately." Bea chuckled.
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3Bob, the meter reader who had hung himself in my cellar last week. How could I have forgotten? By candle light I descended the creaking steps into the sea of empty booze bottles,
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2He met many very interesting people this way and even joined some groups dedicated to things he had never imagined. He even learned how to bake imaginary people and dogs into pies.
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4Just watch." The black polar bear moseyed over to the row of port-a-potties, then hesitated, looking over his shoulder at us. Perhaps global warming and my need of a polar bear
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11"I kin see right through yer ruse," sneered one potential buyer, "I've got a whole shed fulla turds spray painted gold. They don't take a shine, so don't git all hoity-toity