Finished Folds (441—460)
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6"You forget, the worse my OCD gets, the more I obsessively manage my OCD. So it's under control. Let me shampoo your hairs one at a time." He began in front, carefully massaging
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5stupid in the harshest way possible: it ripped apart and rearranged their DNA, causing a slow and extremely painful mutation into Jessica Simpson. The Ultrarich's plan was simple:
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5But the meerkats were all crushed under their wheels. So the train family sadly chugged away together on their predetermined route, as all trains must. Sue wished she would derail.
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5Golden Mouse Wheel Award. Sure, it was from the Golden Academy for Mice, but it is still racist! I was a mouse & I took pride in my species. I took out my prepared rejection speech
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5"I broke the boxes of glass," he cried as he flung open the door. "You've ruined everything!" "I did it on purpose, I tell ya, just like that - smash!" "Why, Leo? Why?" Leo grabbed
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6each other. She pinned a note hinting at castration to his door with an axe. She found him skulking in her back yard with rope, duct tape and a knife. "How about Dinner Friday?"
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5The Good Fairy was in a bad mood. "What the f*ck do you want, Grim Reaper?" "Oh, never mind." Just then Little Bunny Foo-Foo drove a 1968 Ford Galaxie 500 radio antenna through
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3which was held down by straps. Moving with rapid, insect-like precision, the creatures attached ten squid tentacles to her arm stump. They then kicked her out of the flying saucer.
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4"I, I see you, with an axe sticking out of your skull." He grabbed her ankles and hung her upside down. "Now what can you see?" "I see your shoes and a few peanuts under the sofa."
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9do you think you are? You're massive enough to be Archbishop, but I won't stand for it!" Ex Health Inspector Lewis grappled with the potato bug. They slowly tumbled about, biting
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3middle toe of his right foot. Or was it left? All toes looked the same to Erica. Her late husband's toe would appear at midnight, eerily & sarcastically moaning about lavish luxury
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5but I've serious reservations about investigating a haunting by the middle toe of your husbands right foot. It's much too silly for a good story, sillier than that 'Straw Platters'
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3with peanuts & whisky from the spirit realm. Deep in the cool darkness of the abandoned Trusty Barmaid Gold Mine, he would get drunk, lick the peanuts & talk with his ghost friends
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1Her Hair Down" creative writing assignment. She loved meeting strangers at night to do what she does, so she was right on time. Jesus Christ walked out of the bushes. "Shall we?"
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5hats by folding sheets of newspaper. You could play pirate, explorer, knight - the only limit is your imagination. By the guy's stupid newspaper hat & attitude, the walrus knew he
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5Goofy moped over to the women. "Sorry, ladies, but I'm only following Capt. Mickey's orders." He tried to tie them to the mizzenmast so he could flog them, but they fought like
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3I'd put quotes around words like "dear," "thank" and "sincerely." Then I'd add a post script: "I wish you could hear the sneering, sarcastic tone of my voice as I read this aloud."
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5"Crocodiles haven't evolved to recognize facial expressions. Whatever you do with your face, it always looks…" With only 5 pounds of force, Det. Manatee held the croc's jaws shut.
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1But there was something wrong with having a teddy bear beyond age 21. It caused deterioration of grey matter, muscle wasting, decreased libido & many other problems. He was unaware
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2But then her crying sent her amplified loneliness along wires to a transmitter which boosted the signal to 50,000 watts & broadcast it on the AM band from an antenna atop a tower.