Finished Folds (461—480)
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3in his one ear and out the other, so he was surprised when the cops surrounded him, aiming their weapons at him. "Head in the air, feet on the ground," shouted one officer.
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1observing the exponential progression & quickly doing the math, Sarah realized that in 270 seconds the number of cubes would exceed the number of atoms in the observable universe.
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2s 8 nipples. After a week of snuggling with the warm mutant chicks, not eating, drinking or getting up to use the restroom, he got a hold of himself and brushed the chicks away.
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5sts of wieners and shouting, "I am the Tube Steak King! Bunless ye are born, and bunless ye shall die!" That sounded threatening so she threw a CRT monitor down at him and nearly
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7I…" He drank deeply from his bottle then continued. "I stumbled back from the burning man. But he approached me, holding out his flaming burger!" He then paused as he wet himself.
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3es, smashing & burning everything designed by The Man to keep camels down. Burritos, Pepsi, candy bars. Hypocritically, everything except Camel cigarettes, which the camels smoked.
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4Bob - that's my boss. "Bob, nice to see you, but, I didn't invite you to dinner." "I know. I've invited myself. And I want your dog for dinner." "Bosco?" "Yes. Slaughter him and
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5One by one everyone joined in, clapping louder, faster. They began to whistle and shout. Todd's dance had touched their souls, but they couldn't express their joy and admiration
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1sloshed into his nursery one day & leaned over his crib, dripping water over him. She noticed the water didn't clean off the layer of greasy baby filth coating him. The wet nurse
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11ents of just $33.33. BUT WAIT! Order now and receive a 2nd Foodini 3D food printer absolutely free! Daisy chain the two together and you can print not only a torso, but an entire
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5Dr. Frankenstein ceased his efforts to sew limbs directly onto a head. "This shortcut isn't working, only a torso will do!" He sighed. "If only a torso fresh enough was available
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5wn his rattle and soiled his diaper. In a flash all 3 moms were pulling at the baby. "Let go!" "He's mine!" Then King Solomon arrived. "He shall be divided into 3 equal portions."
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8r of Your Every Thought and Deed, but is a fallen king nothing more than a strange little man who tugs at your sleeve and requests an invitation to dinner?" The strange little man
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9in significance, 'therefore' his flowery, ornate phrases were not fit for graffiti on a pseudo-intellectual toilet stall, 'furthermore' he alienated his friends with grandiloquent
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8ten." We all groaned. "What if we sit down to pee?" said Pete. Mom said, "Nein, I know you boys aren't sitzpinklers." "What's with the German? Have you become a guest toilet Nazi?"
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5the door Squawkers did Alien in reverse, eating into her stomach. Blood. Screaming. Horror. She told the paramedics a bird was eating her liver and then she died. Slowly, painfully
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5curl up & die? Wait, this grilled muenster cheese & smoked turkey sammich was delicious! It made her want to... uncurl. She stretched out on the silk sheeted revolving bed, moaning
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3People in the supermarket kept looking at Jane. She became anxious, holding the collar of her coat shut with her bony hand & acting like a Hitchcock actress. The thunder made her
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6Fufu. They were Siamese twin Siamese cats connected at the tips of their tails, which was convenient for moving about, you see, because their tails were flexible. Danger fell madly
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3Think I'm a freak?" He swiped at me to grab my arm, lost his balance and his wheelchair toppled him over into the gutter. Rich Little just lay there, imitating Pres. Nixon weeping.