Finished Folds (581—600)
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8had been drinking & were traveling down the chain to Earth in search of kicks. Chaos confused me & Night made it hard to see, but they swept me along in their drunken camaraderie
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7-n outcry of disgust. Blah, a mood of feeling low. Teat, a breast protuberance, which brings us back to--Oh, sorry." The Trapp family was not amused, so I broke into "Anal Vise."
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5additive. He'd integrate convolving the mice with strudel dough into the automated process at the factory. As Macavity hid in the shadows, his prime concern was that Domino & Ham
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4"What's in my pocket?" I wondered aloud. "No fair!" shrieked Gollum, "vile cheating filth!" Instantly he was choking me to death. I pulled out the Zippo & set his few hairs on fire
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6Just glancing at the title fills me with a sublime delight because I *haven't* read my only book. I *need* that. Since I was abandoned in this hut by the other expedition members
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4. So I've eaten my last tube of peanut butter & mixed some Tang with 1 part water to 10 parts Tang. I can barely suck the thick sludge through my straw, but it should do the trick.
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8, dropped in for her mid-morning touchy-feely session with us. "Wow, what's that?" Amanda asked as she massaged my neck. "Famous cocks, you adorable section chief," whispered Josh.
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3The feathers blew about the room, settling on his learned audience. One by one they quietly left as he explained the result. Mortified by his failure & alone with a naked chicken,
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4-ayed the Gila Monster with her little lobster sized fire hose which she carried with her for use on obnoxious lizards. But Lola's suicidal thoughts returned when the Gila Monster
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5The exorcist was a native American shaman, wearing animal furs with the heads and legs still on them and deer antlers sticking out in unlikely places. He placed her screaming steak
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6so that all may experience the risk and adventure of hazards both natural and man-made. The Danger Patrol keeps records of deaths and injuries caused by dangers under their care
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6customers stripped & got friendly in the sensuous lake of paint. The paint mixer brutally drove our lovemaking, & soon our oscillating cries of ecstasy brought the Walmart manager
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3that can make one blind, or even kill. And some have sharp, dangerous spines. Martin, as your doctor I must recommend that you cease inserting cacti into your orifices. Succulents
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12off his hand rolled cigarette. "You do look mellow, or something," I said. Eeyore wore a beret & rectangular sunglasses, and had a goatee. He was even walking on his hind legs.
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7in the moonlight. But the poison in the bait caused a strange reaction. Buttercup began to rumble and tremble, expanding into a giant kitten! Panicking, I ran from my hiding place.
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8But I could express rudimentary mating urges through alliteration and so I condescended to briefly intertwine with the object. We did so for much longer than I intended, causing us
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8salt & pepper shakers. Each was shaped like a woman's breast with little holes in the nipples. Jane was driving me insane so I left her and took her shakers. I would fill them with
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11"I could understand a shark chewing through an internet cable," she said quietly, "BUT YOU DRAGGED ME TO A HUT IN THE AMAZON!" She wept tears of deep pain. "But honey, the internet
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3-mp into clogging clods in his arteries, causing cardiac congestion. He looked like he was pooping a prizewinner. "I have so much to say without speaking," strained Bob. Jeanine
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5Sushi is bad and never should have been invented. People eat it because they are masochistic, but they all deny this. Denial is part of the pathological thought processes involved.