Finished Folds (601—620)
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5The leprechaun stopped abruptly. "Cap'n, I'm deeply hurt! I have 8 essential vitamins and minerals just like you!" "You do?" Catching the Cap'n off guard, he fatally wounded him.
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5TAKE IT CAN YOU… You know what? F*ck this. Just f*ck this. I'm outta here. Screw this. It's guy's like you who f*ck everything up for the rest of us." Culinary bad boy Bourdain
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5searchingly into each other's eyes. Bertram took Josiah's hands in his. "Compared to our love, Josiah." Josiah smiled for the first time in years. Then he laughed uncontrollably.
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7The movie was rated PG-45. He was refused entry. Why would adults need parental guidance? Was there a secret kept from adults like sex is from kids? His mom agreed to go with him.
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4"Since it sucked so hard, we could attach a big hose and use it to unclog that sewer blockage!" They mounted it on a trailer and bolted on a hose. Tool handles made control levers.
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1from her sick wet orifice pet. She burned her hand. Flames lept in. She slammed the door. "Funky, we have to climb out the window!" Funky made wet squealing noises & hopped sloppil
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6and bubbly, he saw when he removed the helmet. He removed the space suit from the corpse and wore it himself. "This should get me girls." Up the beach some girls playing volleyball
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5beyond those of mere mortals. He hired 32 "Asian women will trade sex for rent." He arranged them on the checkered tiles of his foyer. His giant exposed brain and limbless torso
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5of the village type: he stood around with a wooden hayfork, drooling, his overalls held up by one strap. One day he was googling while he 'did his duty,' and discovered he could
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6And so he would not share their doom. Dora & Backpack pushed through some giant ferns. "Hola, Mr. T. Rex!" T. Rex sniffed deeply. He wasn't familiar with baby powder & canvas, but
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4pole dancing sluggishly while Gil waited for Candy to arrive. Donut Hole approached him, her face slack with exhaustion, makeup smeared. "Lap dance?" Gil shook his head irritably.
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10were of 7 words or less, completely unrelated to the previous fold, and offensive. For example, to "Frowning, Sally gently shampooed the furry ball creature with" he would add:
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6but by choice. Employment and abodes were too bourgeois. His lifestyle was a protest against materialism. He wondered if she was mindless or deluded by the status quo. One morning
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4Besides the silky under things, the bag contained a cheerleader outfit, pom-poms and a megaphone. Persephone was not amused, but dutifully dressed for Hades. Her tummy began to gru
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6by now, and frozen by the creeping mists of the Diddly Dell. A magic potato bug spoke to me, "it is never too late until you give up." "You mean I can still save Krystal?" "No,
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6-d she hadn't been demanding enough of Dave lately. She made a mental note to start waking him around 6 or 7 with pointless calls. So she called him. "I need crossword puzzle help
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11a Hidden Markov Model made of folds not directly visible, but which have a probability distribution over the final story. This allows a reader to recognize patterns in the original
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6kept her silent. "That was an order, Ensign Prow!" "Aye aye, Captain. Current coordinates locked in. We're going nowhere." The Directionless Drive hummed in its zero dimensional
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2Flotilla Bathos was languishing in the windowless desiderium one morning when the butler brought in her daily salmanazar of wine. "How is your prolapse today, madam?" "Chives, what
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7like a suburban inferno. The witch replaced my now cursed heart and I was good to go. So off I went to escape the fire. When suddenly! I was shock to see Molten Man in front of me!