Finished Folds (141—160)
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5. "Two different strands of hair!" said Det Manatee, "that can only mean 1 of 3 things: One - a single person entered this apartment & placed two strands of hair on the comb. Two -
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5The Boogeyman stood up & stretched. Time to go to Jimmy's house & hide under the bed. But wait! Was that a tasty moppet approaching? No, it looked like a psycho killer with an axe.
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3into contact with beings capable of laughter ever again. But I think my new life with the Dark Lord will be devoid of laughter and merriment. It will be darkness and misery for
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4to be a blockbuster, so the budget was lowered to $2,500. Now Clive had to do "History of the World" as a "found footage" film, and use friends as the dancing finger puppeteers.
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5that looked like Trump in all sizes and sold them on eBay for incredibly low prices. Buyers left feedback like, "Took 30 days to get it. Cheap plastic crap." But the Trump chickens
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4damaged mink coat until she re-listed it as "Partially Digested Mink Coat Sewn Back Together." That auction got $47.59 which after fees didn't cover shipping. That's eBay for you.
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3Kevin the monster in his cave until he dies alone of loneliness." Mommy glared at me. "What lesson does that teach you?" I had no idea. "Don't eat people?" "NO! What's the lesson?"
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6I assumed a bodybuilder stance as my bones & muscles twisted & writhed. "Aooga Aooga!" I howled in pain & fury. Plush fur erupted from my skin. I fell off my desk onto my horrified
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2like an adopted kitten who still wants to nurse. "Eli, I love you abjectly. Do you love me at least a little?" asked Lose. Eli considered this. "No… No, I don't - wait maybe… no."
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4a rice cooker. And unlike a rice cooker he was as low down, mean and nasty as someone who ate only the cutest of baby animals. And rocks & dirt. And live electrical wires.
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5resembled reindeer hooves & gave the Laplanders the running speed of their reindeer. But because they were cruelly attached to their feet with nails, they couldn't even walk. Santa
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3enacted the part of Sir Bussles, then applied ointment to her hands. She then attempted to pick up smooth objects, which slipped from her grasp. A source of endless delight.
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2ease due to their harboring a "The Party Over 12,000 Disease Mary" in the kitchen. Sufferers experience tingling in the nose and prolonged bouts of uncontrollable self control.
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6known for his "wall of hairy sound" created by 24 musicians playing different songs at the same time. It never caught on. He died in obscurity after something newsworthy, I think.
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42 liters of cola - whoosh! The Mentos & cola foamed violently, making a mess. She sopped it up with a roll of paper towels, added 5lbs of flour & baked at 350. Her snakes loved it.
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4baby," he whispered in her ear, "I've got a surprise in my pants for you." "EH?" He shouted, "I've got a surprise in my pants!" "A SUNRISE IN YOUR PANTS?" "SURPRISE!" "SUN FRIES?"
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5I would get a Funeral Express funeral. I did! But my casket overnight air shipment at the FE hub got mistakenly put on a barge to the realm of Osiris, Iowa, and my soul was shipped
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1In a secret government bunker beneath the Black Hills of South Dakota, scientists and chefs are nearing completion on the next recipe to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting public.
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4We then formed a circle, joined hands and sang, swaying side to side with the beat, "nudeness is natural, nudeness is grand, nudeness will soon spread all over the land." Then a
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3a ladle in one hand. Finally 40 million "I want YOU" cards with a stern looking woman in a pot of beans pointing at the reader were junk mailed on Marty's Mom's Legumes Day. People