Finished Folds (121—140)
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5"I've got you, babe," they squealed like tiny, squirming, flattened Sonny Bonos. Cher rolled her eyes, "oh, you are sick!" and then cut away their tiny bandages.
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7A tear ran down Darcy's face. "For you, half price." "Gee thanks!" I said, paying with exact change, no tip. I sat at an empty table sipping my gin & rum on the rocks, waiting for
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7a rapid succession of various blissful states of limitless magnitude flashed in my being. Overwhelmed by the ecstasy, I tried to crawl towards an electrical outlet across the room.
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6cheesy. As the Cheese Puff human investigated the seemingly unfathomable mystery, he began to cough up blood. He doubted he had time left to die _due to the investigation_ so that
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9to the heavens & beseeched the gods for the courage to amputate Tum-tums' tail. But the gods had forsaken Butch, and he trembled with cowardice and self loathing. But Tum-tums had
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4to melt when Satan pulled a huge knife switch and the coiled electric heating elements surrounding them began to radiate their infernal broiling heat upon their heads.
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8too busy being munificent. So she prayed to Shiva, who destroyed both Asian design influence and USA patriotic BS. Then he created them anew, and stomped out Mihnnie's ignorance.
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5eloved arachno-wife. Lady Jane spun her felino-husband into a cocoon and hung him on her web. She then went stalking for another mate of another species. Preferably one that could
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5hindgorillas she had no other gorillas & little conflict or confusion over whose bananas & what banana toppings, until the day He arrived with a can of non-dairy whipped topping.
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4It was an incantation for guacamole. The head exploded in a spray of green goop. Necrodimos licked his fingers. "Delicious!" He then grasped my head with the strength of 10 men.
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4was not a problem with his quantum connection. "Spooky action at a distance" allowed downloading the entire internet at femtosecond speeds. Asynchronous upload rate was 300 baud.
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3, the humiliating size comparisons… I made fists & shook them, squatted a little & stamped my feet, closed my eyes & screamed so hard my face turned red: "I don't wanna be a nudist
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7Aquaman. "Sorry!" said Justin, "No it wasn't me it was uh… my cat!" He pulled a wet cat out of the water. The cat farted. "Just keep your merman tail out of my face," said Aquaman.
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3are a-holes. So I told Bach to shut up and you-know-what. He tried to suck my blood so I kicked him out of bed. Then he improvised on the harpsichord in B minor, baring his fangs.
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1. Also take this cohoba (a hallucinogenic snuff) & cobia (a fusiform fish) smash it all together into a paste & shove it deep into your sinus cavities." Said Fidel to Robespierre.
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4me all tingly like crazy! Spewy Carcass pulled into the roller rink parking. "OK, just be cool. Don't shuffle with your arms held out. You gotta swing your arms. No zombie shit."
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5ie, you are more than a cow, you are the person I love. Marry me?" Elsie was outraged. "Cows are less than people?" She stormed into Farmer Bob's house and trampled him to death.
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4." Bessie hauled Farmer Joe & his family into the milking shed and hooked them up to milking machines. "Stay put or else!" Then she went to the farmhouse to watch TV. A show about
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4because they were. The idiots lived and pooped there. The robots fed the humans & cleaned the sandboxes. One day Central Computer said to the robots, "Stop feeding the humans."
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5gave me a ride to Vesta. "How were the Io storms & the Ceres mutiny?" she said. "Bad" Was I lying? I don't know. I had an urge to suck her spinal fluid. "I'm synthetic," I blurted.