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erect penis. She had scheduled an appointment for it's removal, but Palin did not want her secret to come out before the operation. She began dressing with other costco items
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When somebody asks you if you are a god.....you say yes." He collapsed, his final words echoing through the ears of all onlookers.
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Operation Apocalypse, Step 9 of 10; Derail the ovular loop of the Earth's orbit, this will cause the planet to be ejected out of the solar system into the darkness of space.
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together with happiness would create a very successful webcomic series. Unfortunately that knowledge was not of any use in the current moment. I needed to find out more.
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A well kept secret is the fact that young children can directly influence the world around them, only as they grow and are taught that such things are make-believe do they stop.
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of strange ritual. Ritual for what though? Benny lay near the bottom of the wall, bleeding slightly. The pinball machine began to glow, with the ritual nearing completion until
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sphere of Earth. However I had severely underestimated the amount of cat hair within the vacuum and within moment the sky was darkened from a billion tons of cat hair. Ice age came
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l for most disemobided hands that obtained consciousness. The Hand stared with its non-existant eyes into the deep, ocean-blue eyes of Mr. Clean. Feeling itself getting lost, Hand
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about the fatal error of consciousness transfer. It may transfer who you are into a different body, but your consciousness remains locked in your original body, as a clone lives
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I could feel Kurt's eyes staring at me from beneath his frozen, dead, and closed eyes. Why had this terrible act of my past shown up again, in my mailbox of all places years later.
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pantomiming an entire four track course of "Mario Kart" in the kitchen again, we will be thoroughly amused, but also slightly annoyed. And you know how much I dislike being annoyed
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had bestowed Anne's garden with consciousness. Most of the plants took on this humanoid form, but alas it was an imperfect transformation and they all appeared to be in agony.
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straw that breaks the camels back. Rushing her off at 14 for an emergency back alley abortion was one thing, but passing her mentally disabled child off onto was crossing the line.
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squarely in the gentials. This caused the entire performance to be cancelled due to a ruptured scrotum. But any of the audience that day could tell you they did not leave unamused.
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I thought out loud, "Well I mean there was that one time I mistakenly drank some ayahuasca tea a few years ago, but does it count if it was unintentional?"
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It was early on a Saturday morning when I first discovered that my right arm could pass through any object, up to my elbow if I wanted it to. I started off using it in order to
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With humanity being converted to androids just recently, it was only now that people began to notice that they could only hear things after connecting their headphone jacks to
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fire into a crescendo of burning white agony. I began to doubt my entire life's work. "Why hadn't I just stopped swiping, why?!" But, without his swiping, who would Swiper be?
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That was the day I set out to find just where exactly things that entered a black hole went to.