Finished Folds (81—100)
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1minute! That wasn't a chocolate river! It was diarrhea. I had already taken a swallow before the smell became acknowledged. This April Fools joke from Willy Wonka will never be
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4for a surprise. I just knew it. That dipsomaniac of a sister I've got is going to give birth to her down syndrome child and look to our family for support. This is going to be the
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3. Yes. Zombie flying squirrels They scavenged the trees for NUUUUUUUTS! NUUUUUUUTS!
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2The LSD started kicking in. The name "Banana Republic" swayed their thoughts to the most controversial rules change in GOP history. "Our republican party is
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4rubbed some on his privates. That's the only hair that he's worried of loosing. "I'll rub that hair tonic on everything!" I heard him say. "Maybe this will help me
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6but the guilt was rushing through my brain! So I decided to clone the cute 'lil birdy in my lab and eat moldy cherries my grandpa picked for me weeks ago. It gave me the doo-doos.
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4was still large enough to store the new cookies. Which consisted of PGPR, a new additive that replaces expensive cocoa butter. I used to love Hershey's until I saw that in there.
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2That may be sacrilegious to certain sects. Not to mention what she does with all that macaroni! A dangerous sight. A dangerous sight indeediddley-DO. How religious are you? I am
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1on the back of her beloved goats Mother. There her goaty son was. All better. Now time.for happy dance! I danced away from the agents trailing my vicinity & left with my goats to a
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6I can't fight for my own freedom because my grandparents didn't pay the bill. They had their thrills in tv and pills with forefathers of representation, demoralized, democratized,&
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4I dont have the facts to back this up, but I believe that cheetos are magical elf droppings. I also believe that
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2I tried to ban myself from using a computer for a week. I couldnt even do it for a day. Habits are hard to quit since
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3I really want to get into the real estate business but my mind will not change from being lazy and
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1One time I forced a poop and this first attempt to "rush the kids in the pool" Ended with a "ahh Hnnn" POOT POOT schlllltPLOP wipe. This new found despotism of time now allows me
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3The sea pedaling gypsy is taking a ride in the ambulance. Once again, against what is desired. The thought police must protect and defend from outrageous ethos and perplexing
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2How am I, you ask? Im doing better than a castrated nymphomaniac in a whore house but that's not saying im fantastically supurb. Better than a midget trapped in a pumpkin or a
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5You dont perplex cerebral cortexes of both sexes. You just drive a Lexus and flex your pecs at ladies and gents. But thats only my two cents. My opinion wont leave a dent. Only if
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3Only a dork will use a spork. For me a simple fork will do. Hand me shrooms n Ill do them with you in an air balloon, uh, with the helium. Other emcees, man, i aint feelin em. Cuz
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4Tomorrows scheduled work I will be absent picking bellybutton lint in my apartment. I spent all of my money on rent and my flint is old on my zippo cannot light my cigarillo so I
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1While christians are flyin a kite my friends and i will try to get as high as one. For fun we fill up our lungs with all that skunk weed. I plead the 5th. Hand me a fifth of absynt