Finished Folds (81—100)
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4for a surprise. I just knew it. That dipsomaniac of a sister I've got is going to give birth to her down syndrome child and look to our family for support. This is going to be the
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3. Yes. Zombie flying squirrels They scavenged the trees for NUUUUUUUTS! NUUUUUUUTS!
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2The LSD started kicking in. The name "Banana Republic" swayed their thoughts to the most controversial rules change in GOP history. "Our republican party is
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4rubbed some on his privates. That's the only hair that he's worried of loosing. "I'll rub that hair tonic on everything!" I heard him say. "Maybe this will help me
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6but the guilt was rushing through my brain! So I decided to clone the cute 'lil birdy in my lab and eat moldy cherries my grandpa picked for me weeks ago. It gave me the doo-doos.
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4was still large enough to store the new cookies. Which consisted of PGPR, a new additive that replaces expensive cocoa butter. I used to love Hershey's until I saw that in there.
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2That may be sacrilegious to certain sects. Not to mention what she does with all that macaroni! A dangerous sight. A dangerous sight indeediddley-DO. How religious are you? I am
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1on the back of her beloved goats Mother. There her goaty son was. All better. Now time.for happy dance! I danced away from the agents trailing my vicinity & left with my goats to a
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6I can't fight for my own freedom because my grandparents didn't pay the bill. They had their thrills in tv and pills with forefathers of representation, demoralized, democratized,&
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4I dont have the facts to back this up, but I believe that cheetos are magical elf droppings. I also believe that
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2I tried to ban myself from using a computer for a week. I couldnt even do it for a day. Habits are hard to quit since
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3I really want to get into the real estate business but my mind will not change from being lazy and
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1One time I forced a poop and this first attempt to "rush the kids in the pool" Ended with a "ahh Hnnn" POOT POOT schlllltPLOP wipe. This new found despotism of time now allows me
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3The sea pedaling gypsy is taking a ride in the ambulance. Once again, against what is desired. The thought police must protect and defend from outrageous ethos and perplexing
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2How am I, you ask? Im doing better than a castrated nymphomaniac in a whore house but that's not saying im fantastically supurb. Better than a midget trapped in a pumpkin or a
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5You dont perplex cerebral cortexes of both sexes. You just drive a Lexus and flex your pecs at ladies and gents. But thats only my two cents. My opinion wont leave a dent. Only if
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3Only a dork will use a spork. For me a simple fork will do. Hand me shrooms n Ill do them with you in an air balloon, uh, with the helium. Other emcees, man, i aint feelin em. Cuz
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4Tomorrows scheduled work I will be absent picking bellybutton lint in my apartment. I spent all of my money on rent and my flint is old on my zippo cannot light my cigarillo so I
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1While christians are flyin a kite my friends and i will try to get as high as one. For fun we fill up our lungs with all that skunk weed. I plead the 5th. Hand me a fifth of absynt
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4I will punch you in the back of the back. You call it your chest. You better rest on the ground while you're vleeding to death to this verse of one breath you attempt to stand. You