Finished Folds (41—60)
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3Am I wrong on the assumption of you bitchy ass chicas? Miguel Bosé loved you skankmachines so much he titled an album after you. But seriously. Life ain't bad or suck. It's just
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1She then chugged goats milk and turned on The Ramones. ♫ NOW I WANNA SNIFF SOME GLUE!! NOW I WANNA HAVE.. ♫ She muted the song and started knife stabbing everyone
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2my beloved hampster, Fetus, and decided that the only way that n00b was going to have a sufficient story for the Taliban's questioning of buying a kite is if they tie poor Fetus to
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2eaten 5 Jr. bacon cheeseburgers each from Jack In The Box! NOM NOM. The single passenger skateboard we had used to get to the Yanktze River ended up making it a 2 month trip, but
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2was remiss of his duties. We could smoke pot anyway, it's legal now! We're so thankful I-502 passed. The Space Needle was great, but then went to Bremerton and HOLY SHIT! We found
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1a whiff of our Philly cheese-steak sandwich before we dislocate a shoulder blade!" The two men commenced shoving the sour cream filled enema bottle up his rectum. Tiny elves began
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3to realize that the daylight was brighter, the gray of the pavement was darker, and the world had acknowledged this taboo that was public displays of affection and divine spirit.
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2"Now stop messing around and pick up the lettuce so we can move on to making the next scene, woman! We've got 4 hours to make a Subway commercial!" She retorted with "Can my elbow
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4that would forever MOOve in the right direction to destroy large bovine killing corporations. The chicken chopper landed and picked combat cow up. "They just want to MILK us for
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2on the front page blasted the noodle shop the very next day for microwaving these new smaller portion cups. They immediately switched to Noodles-In-A-Keg. "Phō-stands", the college
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4out brawl ensued with other swamp creatures over all this waving. Finally this stunt became boring and eventually drew his glare to a woman with something on a leash. "What's your
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0concrete mixer. I had uber-quadrupled the fruitcake recipe and the nails were sure to ruin my favorite plastic mixing bowl. I forgot who I had made this for, but I hope the nails
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3them to the person she had borrowed them from. They were laughing so hard at the whistle swallowed by the referee he dry heaved. He was still blind because the contacts weren't in
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0juxtaposition of a normal nose. I forgot if he was a tranny or not. But he loved being up there on the stage dressed up like a caterpillar ready to cocoon a vagina and boobs. Stage
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0strategically placed 1" from the reach of those chubby fans by Sesame Street character impersonators. James' fan club wasn't the only teasing he used to do. Anyway, I think his
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2Anything will be replaced so long as Master Meow Meow Boots meticulously masticates marshmallows more than booting around town. But nothing stays on task with catnip laying around.
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3the Knott's Berry Farm servers located 7' underground and guarded by 30lb overweight MILFS. AKA the soldiers wives. During breaks they rode rides. The Knott's Landing recordings
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5Someone had flushed all my salt water fish down the toilet...wrapped in a tube sock. What a mess. This was more surprising than seeing a black toilet seat without Hugh Hefner ass
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2If that wasn't hounding enough, old man Gizzard released the hounds next door. Those dogs began drooling in a circle around me and began what appeared to be dry humping my
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1How did they mutate into cows & get all the way over there? Any why were they walking upright and coming right for everyone? Why did she grow a unibrow? They truly are cruel and