Finished Folds (21—40)
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2off." I said. "..and put it in my sandwich." I like women how I like my sandwiches: plastic and in my mouth. After the ipecac vomit session, I called the midget minions for a ride.
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1at the front entrance, made a heinous face and flexed his arms with an enormous erection. "There's no retiring this!" Mr. Mason said.
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6with tar an feathers. He couldn't find his underpants and it was all he could find now trapped in the garage. "Tina must have a feather fetish with all these feathers here." He tho
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2gandor of goslings. One learned morse quack and a sailor translated. We're fucked now. Kill the goose or the sailor? Ah forget it. I wonder what else this gosling knows. Did it
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2my hairdresser. She always assumes I want a high and tight. She also follows my twitter feed. HASHTAG KILLED THE QUEEN won't allure the authorities. Just my mother and her nosey
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5only spitting up half digested pigeons and seagulls. That was a positive highlight. But the corpse whistle
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1top drawer, dispensed by a lever on the bed side. The perfect placement may be a retirement center. Those glaucoma blind spots really mess with hallucinogenic trips. She would have
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4...well...Pretty easy, actually. They could be beat friends and steal bacon for a living dressed like that. In fact, underpants make great headwaters for the weathered traveler.
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5over my wife with my bare feet. I'd rather run her over but this will do. That will give me a WOODY. Maybe she'll goto Lowe's afterwards and find a hobo worker to install cabinets
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4the nearest cubicle wall down. "Am I a gong or a noisy cymbal?! Doesn't matter.. I have not loved." Jim then set the bible down and began undressing himself. Naked at the elevator,
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5pumpkins, and my grandmothers wedding toe ring. "Dag nabbit! Those field lines are interrupting Wheel of Fortune!" Grandma said. Acting as if it were more important than her ring.
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2This funny story starts with A bank teller gaining access to a time machine. He sat down and pulled the lever. **BFFFZZZGGFFGBZGZZBZZZZooooooopppP! "Oh mah GAWD!" he says.
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2beliefs. "MY PRIT-EEEeeEE!" the Vice President said. He grabbed her by the throat, ripped off her black/pink stockings and magic broomstick, and flew off on it to go
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4ll night in the middle of unpacking my things, I thought I'd try something AMAZING that NOBODY here in Vermont would even THINK to make with pottery! "This surely will make me $$."
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3infatuated with cacophonous masticating sounds and struggled to maintain composure when in line to get food during lunch breaks from the Radio broadcast. Diane loved cat pictures
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6to the beat of flagellating vocal tones that nobody could hear, but FEEL. The bass sounds resonated the fatty tissue and shortly, that became 1 of many new sign language terms.
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4made windows shatter and boners arise from a long sleep. Someone watching had the triple-head-bang fetish that was prevalent in underground tribes and ritualistic
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3back local Cuban horse tranquilizers that would make Shortys bets at the horse tracks even better! "STUPID TRADE EMBARGO! Gee-golly this is going to make me rich!"
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2to see that my father had built a replica of Scrooge McDucks money pool. I had no idea his collection of hippo pubic hair would trade for so much bullion. "COME HAVE A JUMP IN!" he
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5, and largely influenced by the one wordage mufflings in popular electronic music. Korn featuring Skrillex? Uh huh. Larry then won the case. The defendant was barred from Korn play