9 Folds
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sighed heavily, took the yen and absconded to open a sushi restaurant with the enticing gimmick that it would be built on a bridge. A miracle of modern engineering and investment. -
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But now the Animal Rights Coeliac Division were involved and it soon spiralled into a chaos of lawsuits. "I only wanted to help!" screamed Watson as he was dragged away. Too bad.
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& cheese is an age old combination. The pungency of the cheddar sets off the apple pie to perfection, especially when you want to discourage unwelcome visitors. Once I held a very
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the bacon piled higher and higher, eventually becoming a bacon mountain. This isn't the usual Long John Silver burger! cried Chi Chi Rico. We jumped back on the bus and drove like
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and the hyper-powered water blaster. Who knew that cat vomit stains were so difficult to get out of the grouting? The cat sat watching me as I struggled to remove his latest batch
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played. The balls flew and beer splashed. Beer pong was followed by poker, which later mutated into strip poker. Robert was amazed to find out what the Taliban guy had on under his
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He never forgave anyone. Woe betide you if you accidentally jostled him in the street. He would hunt you down and put itching powder in the bed of every member of your family. But
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Bagpipes. Semi-automatic pez dispensers. All this for a couple of hamburgers? Sally and Joe decided it wasn't worth it and hightailed it out of the Wimpy bar, finding a forest just
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gh temperatures melted all the facepaint, and lo! The tiny smurfs were actually ants with blue painted-on faces. What conspiracy was this?! The heat from the volcano made my beard
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flooded the neighbours' lawn with a pool of tears. The ducks from over the road quickly adapted to the unexpected saline pond. No-one seemed to be paying attention to your distress
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reprisal for not having paid the electricity bill for the last 17 years. Not being able to read the bill was no excuse. De-electrification was preferable to the electric chair!
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Donating them to the local scurvy foundation instead. It was upon their 10th raid that the Food Police found the greenhouse in the basement of the bright red building. He was using
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They found him later on in the grip on an Onyx. "I just wanted to use dig" he moaned. Just then, the sound of Edith Piaf were heard through the air. It's time to wake up...
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team up with Miley Cyrus and Ray Lamontagne for a rousing rendition on the roof of Abbey Road Studios. Unfortunately, no-one realised that Ray's version of Jolene was completely
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Ok son, now put the water pistol down... The security guards jumped me and relieved me of my watery weapon. The judge proceeded to sentence me to 30 days community service for my
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run away and join the circus. However, the first circus he tried didn't accept pimply adolescent boys so Harry was forced to go for his second choice, Mr Galliano's. Unfortunately
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The human chased after me, leaving a trail of slobber and muttering incomprehensible things under its breath. I dodged into a nearby copse of trees, but there I found a house cat
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However, it turned out to be the Guatemalan version of Monopoly, abounding with unpronounceable street names. He was lucky enough to land on Simeón Cañas" Avenue on his first go,
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covered in elephant dung. The smell wafting from table 10 permeated the whole restaurant and eventually became a background flavour in the food. This delicacy was much sought after
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The sneakers I mean. We had too many clients since 2007 and were grateful to the giants for fixing that problem. Eventually the sneakers were found and all were merry and bright.