Finished Folds (101—120)
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4It was hilarious. Hilarious enough to make the Channel Five news. The cameras were rolling as the smoke flew out of the black-stained room. "How did this idea come to you?"
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4"I am not American! Just because I am fat does not make me an American, thank you very much!" she shouted from across the dorm. My roommate was nowhere to be seen, unfortunately.
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4The situation of the situation has always been situated in such a situation to situate situations based off of lies and factors based off of the situations that were relevant to
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3"Feather me this, feather me that. The feather weaver has got your back," the madman chuckled, his arms frollicking and his eyebrows dancing. There were feathers... everywhere.
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3"The dinosaurs are loose!" I howled, as the gates began to open outside. Sir Gently Cobblebuntly's face screwed up as a gigantic roar sounded outside, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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9to look for Tharg's wife. Tharg paced along the balcony looking sorry for himself before two minutes later, when the search party returned. "We found her, now what should we do?"
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7the Scribbler's abstract artworks he plastered up on the walls after each crime he committed. It was only then that Batman decided to move from the business of fighting crime and
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4I activated the portal device and quickly jumped through, leaving behind the red meat. "Honey, where have you been?" the wife asked, rubbing her chin. She would have to do.
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4my mind began to feel drowsy. I closed my eyes as an intense feeling of warmth filled every part of me. That's when I died. Looking back, death wasn't the worst thing to happen to
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3, shaped as a wave: a sine wave, to be precise. The hand is curved into a crescent moon shape and as it ticks it produces a low frequency hum. My eleventh watch though was even
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3and clapped his hands. "Sicily," they cried, "we thought you were fired!" He responded with: "I was never fired, simply promoted to your lead director." Admiring looks came from
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2in his seat before resting his arm around my shoulder across the bar. It gazed at me with it's eleven eyes and wrapped it's many purple tentacles around me; a new genre was born.
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12, but it was too late. Blood rushed down the aisle, the bride screamed and the story was all over the news. I was rushed to hospital but now I must die; he did me a favour.
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5so simple that they went ahead without even realising that they hadn't mapped out where to go. The plan was thwarted when their vehicle sunk beneath the waters and they were
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3take off their shirts and play wingmen on his advances towards the other cute platypus sunbathing on the beach. He adjusted his feathers and introduced himself as "Eduardo,
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1reacts rather narcissistically and pieces the clues together without allowing any sort of interruption from Sharlot or anyone from the bar. The only person the detective did allow
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4The long-winded tale of me signing up to the Mars One applicants and getting a place on-board isn't worth me telling, though I was there for sure. The other guys were rather lazy
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3Lt. Dan screamed "WHYYY?", before she grabbed the wheelchair's handles and wheeled him to the hole she had neatly dug out. "You should be dead Lt. Dan," she cried, letting him roll
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5that inter-species homosexuality was not such a far-fetched idea after all. The class went home feeling invigorated with this new understanding of the world, leaving a lot of pets
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8up and let out the choking fumes, before collapsing along the black-stained wall. The smoke alarm didn't even seem to work. "Lana, where have you gone?" I murmered, waking up