Finished Folds (21—40)
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5on a violent rampage, clocking passersby with a Whack-A-Mole mallet as he ricocheted clumsily through the crowds toward the exit. Slipping on a jumbo pizza, he crashed through
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3my new transmogrification device... AAaaaa! Scheiße! My teeth have turned into glowing purple tentacles... how on Earth am I going to explain this to my
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3two years you start resorting to extreme S & M to keep the excitement going, and by year three you're experimenting with squid bestiality... and it's all downhill from there.
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4e a concerted effort not to go insane, but his attempt seemed to be faltering... he started imagining electric jellyfish piloting hovercraft through fields of carnivorous poppies,
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2power; we'll steal them!" His henchman Donald asked warily, "Are you really considering a violent vivisection of the Visible Man's visual viscera?"Divisible Man rolled his eyes and
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4so millions of people tried to commit hara-kiri by clipping their own wings and baiting cats. All they achieved, however, was cutting their fingernails and getting badly scratched.
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4you have to use non-flammable materials. "Asbestos would be best," he said, chewing contemplatively on a stalk of wheat, "but do we really want poisonous fire-breathing dragons?"
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4-throwing antics last Halloween. "Paper my house, will you? I'll give you paper!" Cackling with glee, he carefully stacked the explosive papier-mache children in his cellar. He
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1realised that his sleeping pills were severely altering his perception of reality. Gazing at the glowing luna moth, he began to grow fearful... what if
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6also plotted the capture and brainwashing of various world leaders... one day he would rule the world! Mwahahahahaha!!! But first, he had sausages to attend to...
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4were incomprehensibly massive... suddenly I realised what this meant: a teleportation device could be invented which transported matter by altering the curvature of the Universe!
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5It was time to get creative... I headed down to my basement laboratory, and within an hour had nearly perfected my Shrinking Machine. The only glitch was
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3to prove it, I jumped into the jury box and started making strange faces. "Order in the court!" the judge screeched at the top of his lungs, indiscriminately banging his gavel and
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4meaning to tell you but I got so caught up in the moment..." Suddenly James woke up in a cold sweat. He realised he had to track down his long-lost daughter. Reaching for his
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5secret hideout so as not to look accidentally into the Gorgons' eyes. I was trying to concentrate, but David kept singing 'Everybody Must Get Stoned' under his breath. "David,
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8, but it wasn't easy. "I look hideous!" Medusa wailed. "You look fine," the stylist cooed. "Really," she snapped, "then why do you never look me in the eyes when you say that?"
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6that I wanted to sleep with *you*... you're so... um... sexy, with your... er... furry antennae?" he faltered. "Oh, Babbity! I've longed to hear you say such sweet words to me!"She
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5Personally I always envisioned piles of decapitated corpses with glass sticking into their necks at odd angles when I heard that phrase... but then I've always had a very disturbed
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6glittering green tail. Its scales glistened in the half-light as it blinked upward in confusion.The experiment had been a success... but what would become of this strange creature?
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6them like condensation on a windowpane. I felt as if I were looking into the face of time itself... and my insides began to twist with fear. Summoning my courage, I said "