Finished Folds (41—60)
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8NATO's missile defence system. They will never know what a mistake they made letting me out of that institution... for the dead know nothing.
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4at Lady Gaga's fashion show, but they didn't take kindly to the models outshining them. It was about to turn into a catwalk catfight.
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5plutonium! I cursed my foolishness; why did I buy a doll from a factory downwind from the nuclear power plant? I guess the moral of the story is, never buy anything for sixpence.
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5"I went to Vegas and all I got were these lousy crabs." Needless to say,
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4lost socks! Only a true star could make *that* interesting. So I took to the stage, defiant till the end... and I dodged those tomatoes until the curtain fell.
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4Unfortunately, what they didn't realise was that this particular strain of shrimp were hallucinogenic. After consuming large quantities of the shrimp, people reported experiencing
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3to ponder the perpetually perplexing paradox of these previous philanderers. Political politeness and perennial presents had perverted the prince's perspicacity. "Perhaps
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4Unseen. I watched her dance in slow circles, utterly mesmerised by the strangeness of the situation I had gotten myself into.
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2he garden wall... and I suddenly understood what everyone was hiding from. The shadow-master had come back for us... and this time there would be no escape.
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7sex-change procedure. Someday, I swear to god, I am moving to a country with a better health-care system, but for now I will just have to
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3the cave wall like a frightened child, hiding behind its sinuous webbed wings and dagger-claws. One can only guess what misfortune has befallen
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5scattering of bloodied fingernails. She tried to scream, but it was as if the breath had been stolen from her lungs; she could only gaze raptly at the utter horror of the
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5hyper-gravity field! Without them we'd be crushed like tin cans! But feel free to test this hypothesis, quite honestly I could do with the silence." He glared at me for a moment,
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2can you repeat the question?" Veronica raised one eyebrow a fraction of an inch. "That's what I thought." "Hey, that's not fair! That question wasn't relative!" "You mean relevant?
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4suddenly stopped playing, and the lady vanished. Only her voice lingered, echoing in my mind... "Quentin, Quentin..." I looked about nervously, trying to understand whether
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4"You have contravened my will for the last time, mortal." The Night Queen gazed down at her wretched prisoner. "Sentinel!" she cried, her clear voice echoing, "Take him to the
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4So quiet... too quiet. Where were all the birds? Had they fled, or had they fallen from the sky? The only thing I could hear was an odd rushing sound in the distance. Suddenly I
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8Shimmering silver butterflies flitted over the barren wasteland, stopping for a moment to drink from radioactive springs. Strange creatures emerged from those tainted waters,
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3...but I was drawn inexorably toward that scintillating blue unicorn. I walked through the glittering portal; sinister green stars winked in the distance. I followed Jerry toward
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7to reverse now! I can't wait for a thousand years. You know full well that it is the only way to activate our machine." He looked at me fearfully. "But... that would cause