Finished Folds (41—60)
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2left it unguarded, thought Richard. He had never stolen anything before, but there was a first time for everything, and this priceless treasure seemed a good place to start.
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2dying where no one would find them for weeks because the heat made everything smell like dead bodies.
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2He raced to the library, straight to the occult section. He quickly opened to the index page of the first book he found. "Let's see here...oblong...ogre...AHA: Og."
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2puke. Who ever heard of a lactose intolerant cat? The vet says its impossible, but try telling that to Jenny.
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6My name is Florida, but my friends call me Flo. Actually, everyone calls me that because
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2forgotten your glasses! Perhaps then you would have realized that you'd clipped the cord to your underpants!
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2They were a bit chewy for Cretea's taste, but Allogonso liked them just fine. He fondly remembered the days when his mother would pack him roast-human sandwiches for school lunch.
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3Yet the Funke's rekindled love life was destined for failure. One night, in the midst of a silent, but very blue lovemaking session, the door creaked open.
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6a shark nibbling at my brain. It tickled because the pain center had already been eaten. My cerebellum was gone to, so I felt all
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0as much as I can. Maybe I'll even kill myself...but that is for later, much later, when half the world is burning. I snap my fingers and
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4who also call Africans "humans of African heritage or descent", which is really just the definition of African, but it makes them feel smart. But back to Melissa--she was
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3people seem to like weirdos like her, especially when they're drunk. One drawback to this ability was that she could smell
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3a student's head, and quickly snatched it and slapped him across the face with it. "Haven't you animals read Rule 22235 in the Guidebook for appropriate library usage!?"
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2"Fire Hurts!" And indeed it does. Minerva vividly remembers that day, a mere 228 years ago, that
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6scientists of every kind. It was a poor old physician, however, who discovered the true source of the odor.
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5style." I was confused. What was more stylish than skinny jeans and a flannel? These folks just wouldn't know style if it punched them in the throat. But I said nothing, and
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4when I got there. I prayed that that hobo in the alleyway would punch me in the nose and that it would stop working so I wouldn't have to live with this smell.
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4slid down her throat with the steaming drink. It was a small, but satisfying injury, and it made her smile. It disappeared, however, the second she noticed
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3hair (which isn't saying much, since he was nearly bald anyway) along with a hand grenade. Well, that put a stop to their disruptive "slow clap". Donna
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0The doctors looking on obviously had no sense of humour at all, because all they did was sigh and summon a janitor named Tom, who was immune to the smell of shit.