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  as he really didn't have the money to buy a snazzy new pair of shoes. He would have to steal them.

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  left man-boob region. He used to joke that a lactating woman stole it from him once, but the truth is that the stain

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  And then, after we accomplish this feat of trickery, we can discover, just how many commas and question marks, are too many? You get my drift?

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  of thinking about the trial, the whole court was wondering what it meant to "Sudan". Their question was soon answered when the lawyer began Sudan-ing in front of them.

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  a first mate. Too bad all these girls cared about was Barbies and cute shoes. None of them were worthy to be my first mate.

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  that her agent was super sexy. He looked like a combination of

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  2011-02-14 21:33:38

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  it was ruined when a UFO descended from the sky and hovered right above her.

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  2011-02-14 21:31:49

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  But Roland thought it was gross. He couldn't even look at her without gagging, so she

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  I thought he was going to burst out in laughter, but instead he burst out in song, and not the song everyone was expecting.

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  2011-02-14 21:25:57

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  to figure out what was going on, but it was fruitless. Instead, they just ate his ears and moved on to the man standing behind him. This man's name was Claude.

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  2011-02-14 21:22:13

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  So she stayed at home all day and played Scene It by herself, pretending she had friends. Between games she thought bitterly about just how much life sucked.

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  and to a lion, a kitten really is a sandwich. So where does that leave us, wondered Carl--giggling despite the imminent lion attack. A kitten is a sandwich, unless of course

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  2011-02-14 21:17:05

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  It makes me realize how much it must suck to be an old person.

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  2011-02-14 21:14:10

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  The crowd of onlookers gaped as someone's ball rolled slowly into the dead man's open and bleeding mouth. "Hole in one!" Shouted a voice from afar.

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  2011-02-14 21:06:58

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  I remember being born, which I guess is pretty rare. Everyone always wants me to tell them about it, but the truth is childbirth is not pretty. Do you want to know? Okay, fine:

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  2011-02-14 20:47:50

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  my world was turned upside down as I was lifted by my ankles. I looked up at the face of my captor and laughed.

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  2011-02-14 20:42:53

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  ,which was a shady operation, so they all went home with food poisoning. They thought that was the worst of it, but

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  2011-02-14 20:39:03

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  frustrated that his teeth started falling, which told him it was a dream, but this felt real. He got out his totem to check because dreams feel real when we're in them, it's only

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  2011-02-14 18:44:51

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  could only speak three words, of which only one was appropriate in the company of his mother. All day, he repeated the word

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  2011-02-14 18:39:10

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  at what turned out to be nothing in particular. Someone must have spiked his mead with LSD! The thought didn't stick long in his mind because

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