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  blew open and killed them all. For a brilliant 12 seconds he knew he was a hero, but suddenly

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  were stampeding all around her. She laughed at the their wiggly trunks and the nutty noises they let out. She was so pissed that all she could do was offer the biggest one a drink.

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  2011-02-14 17:08:46

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  dead moose that Lady Palin killed with her bare hands. There is only one animal worth seeing there:

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  2011-02-14 17:02:03

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  That was when learned about the negative side of telepathy. The stupid bitch was sleeping with 4 of his friends, and his mother!

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  2011-02-14 16:43:06

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  They're all so dumb, and don't call me racist for saying so. They didn't even realize they were allergic to water before they invaded Earth! I mean,

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  2011-02-14 16:39:19

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  be anyone I want to be. I could drink tea, whiskey, lemonade, or margaritas. I could fuck all the guys I want, and no one could say anything just because my name is Susan. I could

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  2011-02-14 16:35:48

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  wished he could be 7 again, when dinosaurs were not science, but magic. If only

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  2011-02-14 16:31:21

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  that there was blood on her own hands. Surely that hadn't been there before. She looked down, and there was dried blood all down her fancy silk blouse too.

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  2011-02-14 16:25:45

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  "Time," said a British accent in my head, "from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint is like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff. " Poor Jennifer was doomed.

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  2011-02-14 16:20:58

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  In his mind his mother was glaring at him, but he gave her a mental "fuck you" and a middle finger. He only hoped she wouldn't appear when he was tripping balls in Vegastomorrow.

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  2011-02-14 16:17:33

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  My sister told me it was huge in England; that I'd never seen a silly hat like that meant I knew nothing. I told her

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  2011-02-14 16:15:13

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  For example, candy would probably do the trick. The little idiot would probably follow a trail of Skittles over a cliff. Yes, this was going to be easy.

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  2011-02-14 16:09:34

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  live with the fact that he would never be good enough. How could he call himself a man when he couldn't even stomach a monster bucket? He was weak.

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  2011-02-14 16:05:28

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  the hard work that went into this, it was completely pointless. No one would ever care about the stupid gluten-free sequins. Suddenly I felt

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  2011-02-14 16:03:30

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  safe buried in his backyard. He knew that no one would ever find it there. What he didn't know was that

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