Finished Folds (221—240)
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1"I would have thought the legendary Minotaur could given me more than a scratch," Theseus said as a taunt. Steam poured out of the Minotaur's snout. He stamped his hind legs in
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8"Fetch yer own dingus instead, Fergus." This made Fergus fall into his cups. "With my ugly Beryl, Scot!! My ugly Beryl." He was in tears at the last word. Scott felt uncomfortable.
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2saw herself justify the question by getting naked. Was she naked simply because she questioned being naked? Her nakedness took on a more sinister tone. The little bird told her Der
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1I was stuck in the crawlspace beneath the Hitchen's house again. One of my belt loops got snagged on something and I can not get it loose. I can't be caught down here again. I call
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4saw of troop of Valkryies riding towards me. They all looked like Wilford Brumley and they were looking for me. Swiss chocolate and diabetes were the end of me. I grabbed another c
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3my dead eyes could see. I knew I was going to rue this when the high water came but I bet all my hell money on a knob kneed nag from Nantucket named Naughty Nellie Niner Niner Xray
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2I hit paydirt. My patent pending hatching noses hit the market just as more and more people, mostly relative, started taking the noses of babies. Demand for my product was instant.
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5a 1930s behemoth of a refrigerator. The government had assured them it was global warming ready. We all fit inside but then the door closed and we were locked inside. An ice age
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5Sales of Moose Cola exploded such that they had to build a second bottling plant in Yuma. Then Moose Cola was deemed the Drink of the Right and sales petered out. Their Desolation
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3all that appealing. Phyllis pushed me to take a bite. "I can't just take a bite of the GODonion. Can I?" "Only one way to find out. Bite it." That Phyllis. She's swell and clever.
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4ran great with her new girdle fan belt. That is when they both realized they had attracted a crowd. It wasn't everyday that a mom & daughter duo restored trucks in the buff. Oowee!
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1Heads whipped around in the Control Room. "What small planet between Saturn & Neptune," asked Neil Patrick Stewart from deep space. "This one," said Neil deGrasse Tyson pointing to
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1, now! If you don't you are going to find out what kind of protocols my roiling oil can lead me to." R2D2 beeped and buzzed him a question. "I don't know. I am wondering myself."
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2not knowing how much a ding it had put in my bank account. Later that day, when I had to pay for our tickets for the Whirl-a-Whirl, I was short the price of the pie. The penguins
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2Tartufffes locked in the locks of the canals on the red planet. Not to be outdone, the electric sheep pirouetted on point and together slip a hustle under the eviscerated cat holes
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5They hopped to it. Trying to be helpful. They were loading vats of ectoplasm on the skid when Dork #1 started having 2nd thoughts about covering her in this ectoplasm. Unchaste was
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3We all turned to look at the screen door to see what he meant. The latched latch was the only thing holding the screen door form swing open on its hinges. The wind kept trying. Guy
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2our wildest dreams. They fought dragons and pirates, secular humanists, & the Manson Family Fued. In 20 minutes all the Roughriders were dead, including future President, Theodore
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1Puzzled I looked around and then at him. His bedroom eyes were on. Oh, now I understood. He was one of those who saw any positive interaction as carte blanche to take it carnal. I