Finished Folds (3481—3500)
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5All was going well until the newt pulled out a delicate musical score entitled A Musical Offering To Onan. It was in 11:4 time used an archaic notation & called 4 impaled heretics.
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5Have you seen the price of pilot birds these days? 60 dollops a day plus expenses plus some charged a surcharge if it was migration season. Luckily Nona saved me that expense.
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5This did not sit well with his bald and hideous chinchilla. B&H decided it was time for all the furry and adorable chinchillas to meet the wood chipper. So it drew up some plans.
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7The movie they were working on outside the school was a remake of Death Takes A Holiday. This time though Michael Bay was going to add car chases, explosions, & Death was a hotty.
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1We were finally reminded of the ninjas when Vanessa Mae called to confirm Myconos. Steph found a shuriken in the pizza box. "Oh yeah," she said, "weren't there some ninjas about?"
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3But the moment my hands touched the smartphone it also fell under my thrall. It immediately sent out a signal to halt all westbound transatlantic flights in the vicinity of the Bay
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6and suddenly her past life as an Amazon kicked in and found herself in the thick of battle. She was armed only with a pigskin but she was battle canny and they were not. ESPN ran
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2I lingered in the Cockfosters station until I was sure I wasn't being followed. I then hailed a cab and gave him the address of Sherlock Monk Spencer. The driver ejected me from
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2mere humans. The island was covered in the ruins of an ancient unknown civilization. The iconography include depictions of men with their worldly possessions balanced on their he
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3Ised at a delayed municipal rate but within an acceptable margin not requiring SEC reporting provided the reporting firm was a Class EH, which we were. The crowd cheered louder.
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1I had been in the freezer about 3 hours when Nature called and me without Call Waiting. I peed on the Brussel Sprouts. Playing sink, I renamed them The Earl Of Looking Through.
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3So when they looked up to find World Order asking "Are these thoughts illusion?" they took it as a confirmation that their path was the right one. So they waited for the BOMBA.
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4led the herd if not me? So the 2nd Star Teat became my obsession. With my First Mate Starbuck and a marineŕo named Ishmael I set out from Pequod V in search of it.
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2I excused myself and ran across the alley to the secret joint Mustard Shack & Haggis Hut that was there. I ordered a Fried Dijon Balut and snuck back with them in a MickyD's frybox
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0Drumpf. That made sense to somebody. Jacob was sure of it. Then he would concede to himself that somebody might also be a figment. The more he thought like this the more he fragme
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1Then a week before my 1066th birthday I misplaced my elf stone and fell into a joint Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell movie. In the 80s in period costumes on a pirate ship.
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2who was secretly a Xtian and who a Xenu. Even the Lions were suspected. Rex was accused of chewing lightly on the Xtians but ravenously on the Xenu. His spokeslion denied it flatly
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3roared it's displeasure and we were flogged roughly by upright frogs in liverie. His Frog Friday came to mind. Remembering the dinner bell we went into the dining room where Satori
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5The University of Lowered Expectations Skidmore branch in the Temple Duties Department under Professor Loomis and Dr. Panglossi. The Topology of Trust.
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3errin's body continued to make rhythmic sounds as the internal organs released gases and decomposed etc. God forgot that Bobby was mocking him so he brought him back to life just