Finished Folds (3501—3520)
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3the lave strewn floor on a new broomstick. The Big Bad Wolf looked around and espied another patron drinking a foggy writhing drink. He pointed and said, "I'll have one of those."
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5no special torture for it. He figured his regular tortures were enough. He didn't tell his high priest about it though so the high priest kept blustering on and on about how there
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2from the Victor's Shame collection which had fallen afoul of the fashion industry when it was revealed that they were made by slave labor. They were being called Blood Panties now.
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3commando and wiped out the whole Wopper enchilada. Then he went after the Judys. Still crying he overran her courtroom with shenanigans and hoopla and even, some claim, silliness.
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2to each other like Jack and Rose Kennedy on a plank of wood from a sinking ship in Arctic waters. "We would have had beautiful children Clark, I just know it," whispered Lulu.
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4that tickled loose a memory as if an occult hand had reached through the dimensions of time and space to caress it out. A simple memory of a monk on a hill holding up a flower.
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1suppository enroute to a Phish concert; which is to say none.
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3had not spent much time practicing his suicide drowning so he found himself making common rookie mistakes. For instance, each time a shark approached him he punched it in the face.
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6Nine kids may not seem like much but when you consider she had them all in a span of only 3 years then you can see the big whoop. Still, Clover didn't appreciate Agnes's advice.
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2toral thesis at 6 and 10 o'clock!" I quick glance at the radar confirmed what Granny Sue was yelling. I put my cigarette out in my coffee and donned my helmet while I cranked up my
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6full of quotations from The Satanic Bible, the Necronomicron, and Jack London's The Star Rover. We'll have A.C Slater deliver it congealed in whale vomit with a sole cherry on top.
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3Floppers hadn't always been a pirate. He has once been a clown. Some say he still is. They call him the Pirate Clown. I don't know anything about that though. My flopping tongue
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2His WOW hunter is a trogg. His favorite version of Wild Thing, by the Troggs. He plays tennis in yellow togs. Martha Quinn was a guest on his vlog. He believes ill tidings are too
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5I realized I was on the plate and the diner in the sky's hands were coming down towards me bearing a knife and a fork. I jumped out of reach of the fork as it dug into the parkmeat
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1Captain Kangaroo denier. Tim Orton managed to avoid this fate simply by owing up to the fact that he had never loved Ke$ha but had used her only for sex. He didn't even think they
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4Parmesan was especially popular at local gentlemen's bars. Tim Orton of the Miami-London-Prague-New York-Washington Times had recently run an expose on legplant trafficking in the
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4is really beyond the what I am used to benching. So I need a spotter. None of the staff at my gym will do it because they are afraid they will get charged with practicing medicine.
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5and it didn't need the nose ring to make it fact. Besides everybody knew the growing nose was code for what they couldn't say openly. The 2 big circles at the end were not eyes but
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4but that is not written in stone. I think I have had more than my share of blood and ink lit by the rising sun. I think I will do my next "edit" under a desert noon sun.
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2They knew that had made another convert. The thrill of the hedonistic lifestyle was spreading it. Spreading the reach, spreading the legs, spreading the vision, and spreading the