Finished Folds (81—100)
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1looking overattentatively at the clerk. "You make them yourself. I wanted you to stop putting your lips on the spigot trying to milk the Slurpee machine. I have to clean that." Gel
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2that we're to believe one of their baristas collected in their travels. In the corner behind the counter there was a rainstick that looked like it had been grown on that spot. Then
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4Completely missing the fact that the Nexium had been playing the Rosalind Russel role. Still the criticism was repeated over and over and made the Nexium upset. In Capt. Bloodstain
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4can travel shod." The way Monkey said it made it sound like a judgement. The Snake looked at the Mongoose & Tiger with a look that asked if they were seeing the same thing. A nod &
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1that a bottle of Chateau d' If 1636, Dante et fili, Vintners in your hand," the automaton asked Monty. Monty was puzzled at first then remembered his "cudgel" was a bottle of wine.
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1the man of my dreams. That made Dr. Feeling Stan the complication that brought me to my dreamboat. I had thought Norman Irving had depicted the wrong sin about me. The bodyguards
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1polish my Bishop for me? She looked at me like that was my job. She reached around in the lockers and found me some ankle weights. "You look good eating a banana," she said smiling
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3I knew what Paul meant. The Show must go on. This was where being a dancer and being a professional made the choice harder. Nobody had noticed his third hand until tonight. Maybe a
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1my Johnson bar, she rammed it forward activating the emergency brakes and sending us off into a jackknife. I punched the bitch out of the way and took the wheel. The rear tank tire
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2then when I tried to stop laughing I couldn't. My sides were starting to hurt from all of the laughter. My knees were bruised from all the knee slapping. I was hyperventilating.
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2taste like. The whole concept of something supposed to taste a certain way was alien to the aliens. Still, the rhubarb pie did not taste unreasonable to them. They ordered 12 pies.
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4fork where the runoff joined the River of Forgetfulness. I kept my makeshift raft to the right into the calmer waters of the Finger of Despair. I tried in vain to reach the shore.
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3man/slug chimera were developing. Excited, he made wrote down notes to consider, then he'd look in the microscope again. There! The animalwhatits had grown another new arm! Moreau
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1Then one of the stacks fell over when a bunch of anarchist bibliophiles decided to co-opt our Revolution for Library Data & set the books free. Free love. Free books. Free book lov
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2like anything "A" says, it sounded like "aaaaaa". Somebody in the circle-jerk decided they needed water. The whole circle-jerk moved with him. It rotated around to position him by
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3ejaculation they were depicting while frozen. Instead of a wet spot our sheets had a hot spot that you didn't need a UV light to see. The situation called for some wah wah guitar.
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3marooned on that asteroid together. Those were some close quarters. We were there 3 years. We had needs. I guess we still have needs. But his needs defied Time & Space. I had come
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3trance but the dervishes didn't clear Customs. Instead Jerry Mahone & Kukla threw an impromptu rendition of Brian's Song from stray Punch & Judy parts to distract the police. Ollie
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4It had been a while since we had last seen Bambi. Seems she had another whack job wrapped around her finger equivalent appendage. Bambi's involvement changed things. Her doe eyes
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3but cursed with fine taste. Their new pond was regular pond water which they considered plebeian and uncouth. So thirsty they remained. Mr. Frog joined the millions filing for