Finished Folds (61—80)
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0The Pope, like everyone, turned to see what all the screaming behind him was about. Thereby displaying his frilly bloomers to the world via satellite. Saint Peter's Cathedral was a
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1whole in. In Paris, on a whim, he stopped by a military recruiter. As a foreigner his only option had been the Foreign Legion. He signed up. Now he would be able to do some killing
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1She decided to run away. She packed what she needed into her backpack and slipped out of the window. Then she fell off the roof and landed on the car which set off the car alarm.
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4Scarlet bit her lower lip in consternation. I read that as worry. Should I call her bluff and take the deal? "I don't know what Col. Mustard is going on about," Scarlet
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3They were trying to figure out what to do with me when the first explosion took out the main gate. They scrambled away but not before the sergeant had me locked up in an office.
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1I finally freed myself from the great fish but it had dragged me into the prop-wash of a tanker's screw. My lungs were on fire and the prop-wash was pulling me into the screw.
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5roaming phrenologist to get a diagnosis. Once I got a diagnosis I'd have an idea what I am up against. I went to my porch to see if any roaming phrenolgists were to be found. Few
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2and then scurried away as another humanoid approached. One clearly of a higher status than the one that scurried away. "Welcome to the year 6487, Specimen One.' I flinched at that
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1tomorrow's final score. Winnifred got her granny settled down. The medium got the spectre's attention by saying it's name and then spitting in a red solo cup. The spectre screamed.
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2work these days. Jumba Laya was new to the baby drowning profession but already he was a true believer. "Jumba Laya is wracking up the numbers to put him on pace with the greats."
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4and forgetting what it had intended in plucking it up dropped it back down. But the tortoise was now on it's back. The bear, in the grips of a mental fugue kicked it across the ice
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1so passionate about crap getting it's due. Which, of course, is not what Zetawalk's rant had been about. But Woab had been distracted by all the shiny buttons on Zetawalk's jacket.
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3blizzard. They were never seen again. The dead souls of Siberia got them.
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3a hipster doofus that doesn't recognize when he's in Hell? Because he wasn't like that at all. He wasn't sure if he was getting a Royale with cheese animal style or Taco Bell shit.
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1slurry that resulted was then funnelled into Stepford Children machine. Which, using proprietary & illegal gene splicing techniques, turned the slurry of children into obedient and
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3bit round the rosies a few times. When Alice saw the Cop she started laughing and pointed him down the rabbithole. "Your Construction Worker and Indian buddies went that way," she
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3duodenum was one of these. Despite the abdominal pain she was elated. Her mother had given her those Triscuits. She now had an answer for when she asked again about grandchildren.
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3Now I'm scouring the internet for a box of Mr. T's cereal. I had to dip into the boy's college funds for an original Adventure Team line-up without Kung Fu Grip, If I could get the
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1just like polishing the Bishop, Buzzella thought as she stroked the Beast. The Beast noticed but didn't have the time nor inclination to make the two backed beast with her. His cab
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3That or they were being campy. But not in a Sleep-a-way kind of way. More like Elm Street on Crystal Lake where I saw what you did. I know you like scary movies & you fingerbanged