Finished Folds (221—235)
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3e I visited the Witch Doctor, Ting Tang, the town of Walla Walla was...bing bang...blown to smithereens!" So, we decided to stay at my place and watch Armageddon on Netflix.
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2I reached into my pants, yanked out a polaroid photo of a bald beaver, and while he nearly died laughing, I shoved a silver cross into his heart. That was a close one!
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4knocked Billy's teeth out. As Billy lay on the ground moaning, he tried to smile and he gagged on his broken teeth and blood. Paul turned white with fear, but before he could run
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4And the Bride? ...well...she was no princess, but she sure was good at waxing! So, she opened up a boutique in Chelsea; specialized in full-body wax. She called it The Bald Yeti.
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7man with a penis which looked exactly like Adrien Brody's nose. In fact, the he posted pictures of his penis on Facebook, claiming he was Adrien Brody, and 300 people friended him
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3s sent an electrical shock across my sphincter and into my vas deferens. I was hotter than a stock car's engine block at the end of a 250 mile race. I sunk my teeth into one of
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4seven dollar and forty-nine cent pair of Walmart-brand pink fuzzy bedroom slippers. Before long, my feet smelled like rotten eggs and vomit, and the smell made my girlfriend puke
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1She was nothing more than a miserable old drunken woman of ill-repute dressed up to be a school marm with her pasty thick rouge, dark red blistered nail polish, and orange lipstic
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2This ain't a song for whiners and criers No wimpy ballad about cheaters and liars I ain't gonna be no Elwood P. Dowd You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud.
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1Maybe they were one, horse and man, pulsating hoofs on foreheads, flapping testosterone upon frilly mane...whinnying, whispering...wild horses couldn't drag him away, or could they
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2Barbie Babcock. "Perhaps you could use this!" she cried, ripping a tampon from her vagina. And with that, I was able to wipe the tomato from my chin and go on to finish dinner.
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2was selling were made in China, which angered Skip the skunk, who stumbled off the stump, fell onto the wood named Pete and caused him to get 24 stitches in his odiferous gland
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1because a disembodied foot sometimes becomes stuck rectally. I didn't want to sit on it, and I definitely didn't want to rotate on it. You can kiss it, for luck, if you must.
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5And, of course, Rasputin3 did sit it on. He enjoyed sitting on things. He was known for going to parties and sitting on the cake. Envious, Betty changed her name to Betty4.
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4But that was just a big load of crap. Legend, my ass. Horace "Breaker" Mahoney was a janitor at the McDonalds inside the Mall, and he was dumb as shit, too! Juggernuts was his