Finished Folds (141—160)
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5"Goddamn! I am one fine piece of as_. . .perhaps I should have told the Channel 5 reporter the truth. . .Channel 5 is Fake News. . .no-one will be watching; nobody cares. . ."
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10be true. . .WAS he a racist--a misogynistic, red-necked, dumber than a pile of rocks, Nazi-loving, good-for-nothing, Putin's-ass-kissing, homophobe with money? You decide!
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5exhausted from his 2,000 light-year trip from Sylacauga. He wanted to rest, and that bed of wild rice was too inviting. Shroombate fell asleep; the Neptunians boiled water. Yum!
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3ually downed a half-dozen shots of Tequila and snorted a gram or two of cocaine before it was time to punch out for the weekend. Then Manatee heard Officer Wax lisp, "Night Chief!"
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6So, on that day in August, I doused Uncle Johann's house in maple syrup and made it sticky, again! Then I emptied my ant farm. . .
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4But, alas, a loner, a rebel without a cause, peered upon his peers, noticing all too easily that he was the only one wearing the holey white, brown and yellow Y-fronts of the King.
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4he was around anyone of the opposite sex. . .well--the turtle kept his head inside the shell. But when he was around others who looked just like he did, he stood erect--very tall.
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3raping and pillaging green asses on the lawn of the Robert E. Lee Confederate clothing store for fat and tall rednecks in D'Lo, Mississippi. The Mayor purchased land from Trump
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4In the night, hidden in the emptiness, I heard a muffled, guttural growl, as if someone or something was in agony; I paused, more still than restrained—somewhere in between I
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10My Mother loves me, yes she does/With Evil, Despair, and Hate, because/She was there with me before I was/A little tiny speck of Fuzz/
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5David coughed up dust and sand after tripping and falling face first into the foxhole. Whitman chuckled, "You can't run! When you run, you go from being the hunter to the hunted."
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5And there is nothing MORE pathetic than a sad Shark Lady. Which is why I am glad I live close to Hemmingway. . .in the deep south. . .where people are not afraid of Land Sharks!
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4Detective Manatee grumbled something under his breath and reluctantly wrote down Fowzella, Ingrid, Nadia, and Jenny's story. All he wanted was for this nut case to go away so he
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4Suddenly, I felt like a heel, and swung open the door and shouted, "Wait! Don't. . ." But before I could find the strength to shout "Go!" I realized that he was urinating on my
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8for his own sake make any sense out of horn honking underwater. The only animal that sounds like a horn honking is a sea lion, Merlin thought, why would Arthur want those horny bas
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10hear Pete--that's what I called him: Mr. Pete the parakeet--whistling and swearing. . .God, I miss him. . .but he was in a better place: Tippy:s Taco House under 6 inches of gravel
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6That, my fellow Americans, is healthcare at its best. . .forget about everything else! In this country, it's dog-eat-dog and every man for himself. . .anything else is un-American.
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4I guess I'm cranky because of my melting popsicle syndrome and the fact that it has rained every day and night for the past two freaking weeks! No wonder why my Anaconda is asleep!
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2Let me begin by declaring that I have not now, had not in the past, and will not in both the near and distant future have conversation with or attempt to collude with anyone from
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7, sleeping behind dumpsters in back of the Piggly Wiggly, and having encounters with Pit-bulls, Dobermans, and Mastiffs--God...I'm so glad to back Uptown with all the Poodles and