Finished Folds (201—220)
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5e dropped the glazed doughnut. I thanked the woman for detaining the thief until I had gotten there. The police came and carted Merin Tarbolom off to Starbucks and bought him a
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2came looking for me with their spiny, prickly fingers, karate-chopping heads off and shouting out, "Trump is Great!" After the coffee, I slipped out through the bathroom window.
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3To err is human; to forgive, divine...to drink is to be merry; to vomit, gross...to be in love is fantastic; to have sex, even better...these are just a few of my favorite proverbs
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22justice, but nobody listened, or so he thought. But then the man with the orange face appeared and told the mob to disperse. "Balloon Animals Matter!" cried the man.
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5hours to locate his heart, to see if it was beating. It was beating, but barely because his xiphoid process was piercing it. One of the EMTs placed the heart into his pocket and
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4but I knew better. The truth was in the blood and guts sprayed all over the subway walls at 75th St., and a ring with "Jarvis" carved inside. Det. Manatee took my statement and
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4she reminded him of Babe the Blue Ox. Bestiality is extremely abnormal, but he couldn't deny the fact that he loved her...after the wedding, he planned on seeing a psychiatrist.
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2It has now been exactly four days since I started my cashew dust and garlic powder diet, and, to be perfectly honest, I feel great because I
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10Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, naked, on the bed, on their stomachs, eating popcorn and watching reruns of The Jeffersons on a 65 inch flat screen.
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7Small or not, Trump's hands were nowhere near as large as his...ego. If Trump were to measure his success by the size of his beaver basher...well...the sky's the limit.
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3ed to slit her wrists, pour acid into her ears, and have her ass injected with Jello. It became painfully obvious that I was never gonna get laid. There wasn't a woman who wanted
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3After 2020, after the horses took control of the planet, it became more fashionable for them to employ humans to clean their stables, to cook their alfalfa, and to dance naked
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2"Don't you think that 450 degrees is a bit extreme?" She asked. At that precise moment, Sister Mary Catherine sat on a chair at the same time as Father Bubba, and the chair broke.
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12Soon after, I bought myself an electric skateboard, took a cross-country trip to Utah, and married three women...all named Crystal. Then I started drinking heavily.
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5Bush was having an affair with Michele who was really Danny Glover in drag...and Bush really knew it, but he didn't care: he had seen the Crying Game a hundred times and he loved
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2"Triple 3! Is that you?" Cashdollar asked. "The name's Blond. Jim Blond." Her Majesty took away his licence to impregnate. Then she ordered a prune martini, twirled, not rotated.
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6thought seriously about fricasseed parrot for dinner, but then remembered how rather pungent they tasted, and not wanting to listen to it squark while I chopped off its head, I
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2. I closed the book, shut off the night light, laid my head on the pillow and stared up at the ceiling. These spy novels about somebody killing somebody else for money were gettin
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5making love with their egos, so Sting sucked up into Daltrey's mind like a leper messiah. But Sing was just crass, and Daltrey was the Nazz, until Bowie showed up and became the
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4and showed off his three belly buttons. "Holy Cow!" His Daddy shouted, "You is my Son!" The two of them spent the rest of the day shopping, going to the theater, and dining.