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However, Katy was scared to go in. The ad had a scary effect. It was like it was written that way on purpose, Katy went in only to be surrounded by Pedo Bears. It was a terrible en -
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about drinking." Dave was tired of working for the old plastic cup. He wanted a new life. Dave wrote the worst song he could about his terrible boss cup "orange solo cup."
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roulette game was part of the plan. Malgorzata Yudonvanamesavitmya was sent by the KGB and KFC to deliver the game, and prank pants to Cheney, all because priority mail was too
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The singularity did something no one expected, probably because no one had ever seen a singularity before, it started sucking in the flesh of space time, under space time's nice sh
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for Mrs. Mumu to pet, because of Trumpitis, a possibly fatal disease causing babies to be born with only one foot. Mrs. Mumu started thinking about what Donald Trump said about her
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My day was the worst, first I was hit by a giant fleshy bowling ball, right through my school and into hell, second
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, awarded for it's outstanding saltiness, was also on Judge Dread's mind. He wondered if the annoying barber could do anything with dread locks, either way the Judge was still mad
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around 5:00 or 6:00, the water pressure was seriously lacking and the giant fire hydrant decided he was drunk and needed to go home. Bob and Spot gave up trying to pee on the fire
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when his computer suddenly crashed. A SWAT team quickly made clear that Marty was in a lot of trouble. "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR CYBER-BULLYING." That's when Johann walked in, "ha
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came back. Inspector wolf would have chewed Jerry out (literally), but he forgot his hazmat suit and was quickly incapacitated by the Chernoberries, they glowed even brighter when
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worn by his grandmother in the late 1400's got his attention that's when he nuked the moon, with his famous quote "I love you America." Putin then decided to rip out his
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State farm agent probably. You know they have those in hell, all you have to do is the jingle and they'll appear. So I'll just have them take me back to earth but the catch is
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nothing... nothing now. The house just disappeared. there was nothing the box was attached to. Ernie kept going, typical of him not to notice anything. However, Phoebe, oh Phoebe,
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was satisfying, but the real hero was the mandoline. I decided to do something about the problem. I trained myself in the ancient art of mandoline making. However, I had a terribl
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in a silly voice, he could've been a pony instead of a goat because he was A LITTLE HORSE. Mr. Goat snickered at the joke he made in his head, then things escalated,
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single point on the world that is perpendicular to the equator's plane and north of Canada, however he wasn't, Santa figured that if global warming got out of hand, he could just
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it was a real safety hazard, it ignited, destroying the whole mine," the state farm worker said, " "Fire ass' seen it covered it."
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"Pie De Crap," their second dish, sure sounded appetizing, too appetizing. That's when The Hill saw it. Behind Fuffletop, was Martha Stewart holding a semi-
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nasty. like seriously who wrote that last line? That's just the most immature thing I have ever heard. You must be
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I was in the middle of Main Street in Maine, which wasn't very main because in Maine, the main characteristic is being mainly mainstream Maine-empty. Confusingly I still got hit by